Me: Oh, geez! I'm at 15% health and 3% armor! I need to find some bottled health fast! I hope I don't get obliterated by a high-damage RNG call!

Those god-damned skull turrets:

I love how the cover for this "game" features the Crazy Frog wistfully staring at a paintbrush. Like, yeah buddy, that's how I felt after spending an hour of my life coloring in a render of you and your friends.

Everything about this horrific homunculus and his below-average puzzler makes sense when you find out that it was developed as a Crazy Frog game - specifically, the long lost "Faces" entry in the Crazy Frog Collectables range - before the publishers went bankrupt and the developers had to replace the Annoying Thing with their own Frogsona.

Good music, though.