Least Favorite Game from Every Year God has Allowed Me to Live
This was way more difficult than my best of each year list. There will be very few honorable mentions and some games included are ones that I still actually like, so feel free to not take this too seriously.
North American release dates as usual.
North American release dates as usual.
25 Games
1998
The biggest example of false advertising the industry has ever seen.
Also: N/A
The biggest example of false advertising the industry has ever seen.
Also: N/A
1999
This game was responsible for introducing me to one of my long-time friends and that's the only good thing I can say about it.
Also: M.U.G.E.N if all of your characters are stupid I guess
This game was responsible for introducing me to one of my long-time friends and that's the only good thing I can say about it.
Also: M.U.G.E.N if all of your characters are stupid I guess
2000
It's tennis.
Also: Nicktoons Racing
It's tennis.
Also: Nicktoons Racing
2001
This year was so good for games that I had to grit my teeth picking this one.
Also: N/A
This year was so good for games that I had to grit my teeth picking this one.
Also: N/A
2002
Admitting that this game is bad brings me great physical pain.
Also: Monopoly Party
Admitting that this game is bad brings me great physical pain.
Also: Monopoly Party
2003
Needing to pay coins in order to use your items is further proof that capitalism has failed our society.
Also: Sonic Heroes
Needing to pay coins in order to use your items is further proof that capitalism has failed our society.
Also: Sonic Heroes
2004
Kanto is just so fucking boring.
Also: N/A
Kanto is just so fucking boring.
Also: N/A
2005
I want the voice actor for Pac-Man to make an audio book for House of Leaves.
Also: N/A
I want the voice actor for Pac-Man to make an audio book for House of Leaves.
Also: N/A
2006
So many ideas, yet they got none of them right.
Also: Viva Pinata
So many ideas, yet they got none of them right.
Also: Viva Pinata
2007
This game should go Thrillville: Off the Face of the Earth.
Also: U.B. Funkeys
This game should go Thrillville: Off the Face of the Earth.
Also: U.B. Funkeys
2008
Spore with a bad creature creator is akin to a house with no walls.
Also: My Pokemon Ranch
Spore with a bad creature creator is akin to a house with no walls.
Also: My Pokemon Ranch
2009
The name doesn't lie but I wish it did.
Also: Photo Dojo
The name doesn't lie but I wish it did.
Also: Photo Dojo
2010
Sorry you're unable to solve this puzzle because you can't remember this five second gag you watched three hours ago, please get good.
Also: Sonic Colors
Sorry you're unable to solve this puzzle because you can't remember this five second gag you watched three hours ago, please get good.
Also: Sonic Colors
2011
This did to Pokemon Rumble what the Hobbit Trilogy did to the original book.
Also: Mario Kart 7
This did to Pokemon Rumble what the Hobbit Trilogy did to the original book.
Also: Mario Kart 7
2012
One day I will upload to Youtube the script I wrote where I screamed and bitched about this game for twenty minutes.
Also: CS:GO, Clash of Clans, Slender: The Eight Pages, Jet Set Radio
One day I will upload to Youtube the script I wrote where I screamed and bitched about this game for twenty minutes.
Also: CS:GO, Clash of Clans, Slender: The Eight Pages, Jet Set Radio
2013
I can't believe they managed to theme every mansion exactly how they theme worlds in the New Super Mario Bros. games point-for-point.
Also: Game & Wario, Evoland, Soundodger+, How to Survive
I can't believe they managed to theme every mansion exactly how they theme worlds in the New Super Mario Bros. games point-for-point.
Also: Game & Wario, Evoland, Soundodger+, How to Survive
2014
MMO stands for M.not M.for O.me.
Also: Brawlhalla
MMO stands for M.not M.for O.me.
Also: Brawlhalla
2016
Any group of people who claim they won against Bowser in Bowser Party actually had a gas leak in their house and just think they won.
Also: Sakura Clicker, Runbow, Animal Crossing: Amiibo Festival
Any group of people who claim they won against Bowser in Bowser Party actually had a gas leak in their house and just think they won.
Also: Sakura Clicker, Runbow, Animal Crossing: Amiibo Festival
2016
Y'know when you finish making a game it's supposed to be better than it was before.
Also: Miitomo
Y'know when you finish making a game it's supposed to be better than it was before.
Also: Miitomo
2017
A game that I like despite the thought of talking about it triggering my acid reflux.
Also: Doki Doki Literature Club
A game that I like despite the thought of talking about it triggering my acid reflux.
Also: Doki Doki Literature Club
2018
The lore complexity in this game rivals the Metal Gear franchise but the game itself was made for newborn babies.
Also: N/A
The lore complexity in this game rivals the Metal Gear franchise but the game itself was made for newborn babies.
Also: N/A
2019
Silence, brand.
Also: Astro Bears
Silence, brand.
Also: Astro Bears
2020
Mad because bad.
Also: N/A
Mad because bad.
Also: N/A
2021
If we can combine a Pokemon fan with a League of Legends fan, we may be able to engineer the most insufferable person on the planet.
Also: N/A
If we can combine a Pokemon fan with a League of Legends fan, we may be able to engineer the most insufferable person on the planet.
Also: N/A
2022
I haven't played this game but I'm going to say it sucks because everyone else is doing it.
Also: N/A
I haven't played this game but I'm going to say it sucks because everyone else is doing it.
Also: N/A