one of the worst things across all mediums

full review soon but oh my gosh what a game.

my expectations were exceeded by a million miles. i went into this assuming it’ll just have fun combat and exploration but no it was so much more.

best piece of star wars media BY FAR!!

EDIT Dec.19 2023: LOLL that full review never came

omg i can't believe i binge played this game in 3 days LOL

this series is so much fun!! i love the freedom you have with this game. there's sooooooo many ways you can assassinate your targets and none of them are wrong! specifically the stealth in hitman is just simply great. defos the best in viddy games by far, it's sm fun!
i got suit only, silent assassin on hokkaido and train so i'm like sorta a big deal i think...

i haven't played much of freelancer or done an elusive target, at the time of this review, but the videos i've watched (...) made these gamemodes all look super fun too!

this will defos be a game i return to even though i completed it, which is rare for me when it comes to games. hitman trilogy just fucking slays!

favorite locations:
hokkaido, miami, whittleton creek, isle of sgàil, and literally every season 3 location LOL

least favs............
COLORADO COLORADO COLORADO COLORADO COLORADO COL-

EDIT: WHERE ARE 47'S GLOVES!!!! HE EARS GLOVES IN ALL THE PROMO AND CUTSCENES HE NEEDS GLOVES!!!!!!!!!!!!

the yiik of visual novels. I TAKE IT BACK. THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN YIIK!!!!!!!!

This series means the world to me

I know Danganronpa has its issues, especially in the first game, but I still manage to love it every single time I think back on/replay it.
I'm a big fan of murder mystery and I think this series makes it very enjoyable. Some cases may have been pretty easy but finding out exactly how murders took place was so interesting to me.
What I love the most about Danganronpa is the cast. The characters are just SO FUN, especially in SDR2. So many of these characters mean so much to me for various different reasons, I love them to death.
Now I loved Trigger Happy Havoc BUT Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair is one of my favorite experiences in all media. The cast is extremely fun and the mysteries and twists are all jaw dropping. It's wayyy better than the first game in every single way.
Because of these games I met so many people online which lead me to discovering myself more and having fun during a very depressing time in my life. I'll never forgot the memories I've made because of Danganronpa.


Danganronpa and its fanbase gets made fun of by literally every single person on the internet but it's still my favorite game franchise of all time.

Chapter rankings!
THH: SDR2:
Chapter 4 Chapter 5
Chapter 6 Chapter 4
Chapter 5 Chapter 2
Chapter 1 Chapter 6
Chapter 3 Chapter 1
Chapter 2 Chapter 3

(Oh also I've replayed THH 7 times and SDR2 5 :P)

Best game ever created I think. So much better than shitty games like Mario or Elden Ring

This game got very boring.... until the end. The entire ending sequence after level 19 was pretty swag and saved Portals score from being lower than it is now.

Even though I thought the game was pretty meh for the most part, I'm defos looking forward tom playing Portal 2 with my gf!!

This game really puts the ASS in Assassin's Creed

so fun such a great party game wow swag yass slay pussy queen

nevermind.

a fun experience but this game doesn't stand the test of time

An Incredible Video Game.

but despite it being an incredible game, it has some flaws. Harry/Venom & Kraven sadly fell a little short for me. I was expecting a lot more out of both of them but both their endings felt a bit underwhelming. A lot of the writing felt way too safe, defos not as good as it's predecessor which is unfortunate. IDKKKKKK I just felt like there should've been more. OHOHOHOOH OHHHH ALSO THAT FUCKASS MILES SUIT IS SO BAD I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY MADE US USE THAT FOR THE FINAL MISSION I HATE IT SO MUCHHHH INSOMIAC NEVER BRING IT BACK PLEEEEEEASSSEEEEEE

Now don't get me wrong, I still really loved this game and had an EXCELLENT TIME. Literally every single aspect of the gameplay was so much better. The swinging makes the first Spider-Man game feel like shit which is just insane/??? Combat is still one of the best in gaming too so slay slay slay. And I know I said I had some issues with the writing, but it wasn't all underwhelming. I really liked Miles' storyline this game and I am SOOOO excited for what he does next. Everything elese except some of my issues with the villains was pretty solid too! The villains weren't even bad either, Kraven and Venom are both very fierce and have a nice aura to them... I just thought there could've been more overall there.

Spider-Man 2 was extremely good. A great sequel to an already amazing game. The teasers at the end were so intriguing, can't wait for Insomniac to take us on another swing down New York City!!


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