CatTheCutest
1996
(5-year-old's review, typed by her dad)
You get to go on a slide and at the end you gotta beat Bowser, because you get to MOVE and MOVE if there's turns, and also there's a slide in the snowy place!
[Dad's note: She would use the Wii U gamepad to go do the secret slide in Peach's Castle over and over again, every day for the entire summer of 2020]
You get to go on a slide and at the end you gotta beat Bowser, because you get to MOVE and MOVE if there's turns, and also there's a slide in the snowy place!
[Dad's note: She would use the Wii U gamepad to go do the secret slide in Peach's Castle over and over again, every day for the entire summer of 2020]
(6-year-old's review, typed by her dad)
I met a goat guy 3 times. He had a long beard and I just felt weird.
[Dad's note: She had her tonsils out the same day TotK came out, so she was in a semi-delirious state when she insisted on reviewing the game. I was very impressed that she still managed to get through a couple shrines on her own!]
I met a goat guy 3 times. He had a long beard and I just felt weird.
[Dad's note: She had her tonsils out the same day TotK came out, so she was in a semi-delirious state when she insisted on reviewing the game. I was very impressed that she still managed to get through a couple shrines on her own!]
(7-year-old's review, typed by her dad)
[Dad: What score are you thinking]
[CatTheCutest: A five!]
[Dad: A five?? Are you sure?]
[CatTheCutest: Well, a four. A four-point-five!!]
Okay. So first up, you start off as Gollum, and if you look at him, he's kind of creepy and horrifying. Then you see some... beautiful image. But then Gollum shows up! GRRR! And also it's very dark, so it's kinda hard to find things, especially those VINES. It was just so dark. There was only like teensy bits of fire and that was your only light. And be careful, or else you'll accidentally fall off a cliff! Cuz I did.
[Dad: What score are you thinking]
[CatTheCutest: A five!]
[Dad: A five?? Are you sure?]
[CatTheCutest: Well, a four. A four-point-five!!]
Okay. So first up, you start off as Gollum, and if you look at him, he's kind of creepy and horrifying. Then you see some... beautiful image. But then Gollum shows up! GRRR! And also it's very dark, so it's kinda hard to find things, especially those VINES. It was just so dark. There was only like teensy bits of fire and that was your only light. And be careful, or else you'll accidentally fall off a cliff! Cuz I did.
2019
(5-year-old's review, typed by her dad)
This gets 5 in a row. And also you can quack at people, and there's no levels. And also there's two player. The funniest thing was quack and steal things from people and put them in my BANK which is in my home, which is a big grassy hole. And also I love a glass of milk after I have cookies or like HEY NOT THAT PART, DADDY DON'T DON'T WRIIITEEE
This gets 5 in a row. And also you can quack at people, and there's no levels. And also there's two player. The funniest thing was quack and steal things from people and put them in my BANK which is in my home, which is a big grassy hole. And also I love a glass of milk after I have cookies or like HEY NOT THAT PART, DADDY DON'T DON'T WRIIITEEE
2020
(5-year-old's review, typed by her dad)
You get to catch a lot of Bugsnax. They're half Bug and half Snax. You get to feed people Bugsnax and that's it!
No that's not it. There's new places that you get to explore and catch Bugsnax, that's it.
You get to catch a lot of Bugsnax. They're half Bug and half Snax. You get to feed people Bugsnax and that's it!
No that's not it. There's new places that you get to explore and catch Bugsnax, that's it.
2019
(5-year-old's review, typed by her dad)
It's a very calming game, and you get to play as a little bird which is my faaaaavorite part. I like doing races! With a bird that's a owl and I don't even know his name!
It's a very calming game, and you get to play as a little bird which is my faaaaavorite part. I like doing races! With a bird that's a owl and I don't even know his name!
2005
(6-year-old's review, typed by her dad)
You're a cute little robot! You got to pick up your plug and plug IN. And it's so cute and adorable nyeh nyeh nyeh nyehhhhhh. And a cute girl who dresses like a frog and she just says "ribbit" like how I like to be a CAT, and I just say "meow meow meow meow". That's all.
You're a cute little robot! You got to pick up your plug and plug IN. And it's so cute and adorable nyeh nyeh nyeh nyehhhhhh. And a cute girl who dresses like a frog and she just says "ribbit" like how I like to be a CAT, and I just say "meow meow meow meow". That's all.
(5-year-old's review, typed by her dad)
I want it to be the same as (brother)'s review.
WADDLE YOUR DEES AND DEE YOUR WADDLES AND DO YOUR WADDLES AND [uncontrollable laughter] POOP YOUR WADDLES
I want it to be the same as (brother)'s review.
WADDLE YOUR DEES AND DEE YOUR WADDLES AND DO YOUR WADDLES AND [uncontrollable laughter] POOP YOUR WADDLES
2017
(5-year-old's review, typed by her dad)
You get to race, race, race. My favorite part is picking characters, changing the kart, the wheels, and the... flying thing? And I love it when I race until I win. And ALSO when I get in first place! I don't like when I get in last place, but I don't get ANGRY!! GRRRRRRR
You get to race, race, race. My favorite part is picking characters, changing the kart, the wheels, and the... flying thing? And I love it when I race until I win. And ALSO when I get in first place! I don't like when I get in last place, but I don't get ANGRY!! GRRRRRRR
2018
(5-year-old's review, typed by her dad)
You get to throw a friend heart at enemies! To make friends! But the limit you can- but- but you can only have three hearts, because you can only have three friends.
You get to throw a friend heart at enemies! To make friends! But the limit you can- but- but you can only have three hearts, because you can only have three friends.
2019
(5-year-old's review, typed by her dad)
You get to be a dice and FIGHT and MONEY
You get to be a dice and FIGHT and MONEY
2008
(5-year-old's review, typed by her dad)
You get to flap and you get to fly into the sky really high. You get to DIE
You get to flap and you get to fly into the sky really high. You get to DIE
(5-year-old's review, typed by her dad)
You get to throw pigs into the water and also you can swim while holding pigs! And also you can run away from the island! But also you have a timer when you're gonna drown. You can only run away from the island when you're SWIMMING. Hee-hee!
You get to throw pigs into the water and also you can swim while holding pigs! And also you can run away from the island! But also you have a timer when you're gonna drown. You can only run away from the island when you're SWIMMING. Hee-hee!
2022
(6-year-old's review, typed by her dad)
In Little Gator Game you get to fight cardboard monsters and you get a junk and also you get bracelets, and junk is money. The crocodile and big sister are my favorites. (Daddy you typed "bigt" and it was funny) The guy gave me a bracelet and he disappeared without no reason and it was so weird.
In Little Gator Game you get to fight cardboard monsters and you get a junk and also you get bracelets, and junk is money. The crocodile and big sister are my favorites. (Daddy you typed "bigt" and it was funny) The guy gave me a bracelet and he disappeared without no reason and it was so weird.
1996
(7-year-old's review, typed by her dad)
It's very deathly. But I don't like it! Because I just want everyone to drive on the road carefully. Listen to the lights! And obey the rules!
That's what I want this game to be.
Cuz I just thought it was driving on the road, being calm. I don't like it! I love driving on the ROAD.
It's very deathly. But I don't like it! Because I just want everyone to drive on the road carefully. Listen to the lights! And obey the rules!
That's what I want this game to be.
Cuz I just thought it was driving on the road, being calm. I don't like it! I love driving on the ROAD.