If New Super Mario Bros is the equivalent of a vanilla ice cream, then this game is basically vanilla ice cream with sprinkles and pecans because despite looking new and different, this game feels very generic and samey.

Still fun game though.

Great game to play with two hands. Would've been a perfect game to play with one hand if they added sex scenes

A fun, underrated gem nobody gives a fuck about because people will claim Sega doesn't care about their classic IPs, yet when they actually do give them attention, they ignore them and continue to repeat the same shit.

AS YOU CAN'T TELL, I AM NOT A VERY HAPPY DANCING MONKEY BECAUSE OF THIS FACT (escape from the city is in the game tho so yee)

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The year was 2021 and Gal Gun, a fanservice light shooter, put out a better remaster than Grand Theft Auto and Sonic the Hedgehog. Strange world we live in.

So yeah this game is great. Gave me many boners. Play it.

Only thing memorable to come from this game is Race to Win, and even then it gets overshadowed by better Sonic themes.

As a newcomer who's aware of Sakura Wars' existence, this game is actually not that bad. It's fun, funny, and has decent gameplay. I understand why old fans are not very appreciative of this game, but as its own thing, it's pretty good. I hope it gets a sequel one day.