Rubbing my legs like a cricket because playing as Vergil got me that fucking horny.

sighs Just stick with the original. The extra content isn't worth it.

Came for the hot anime ninja ladies
Stayed for the gameplay....and came to the hot anime ninja ladies

Why do I think this game is pretty good? I guess it was the weather.

This remake is so cool. I can't wait for the rest of the series to get a similar treatment to this 🥲

It has its flaws sure, but it's still a really enjoyable remake of the first Mega Man game. I'm sure they'll make some worthwhile improvements when they eventually remake the second game...

...what do you mean they're not going to remake the second game?

Final Fantasy: Aw damn. I forgot to do my homework. Hey bros, can you help me out?

Bayonetta 3: Don't worry. We got yo back.

Devil May Cry: But are you sure bro? We're action games and you're an RPG.

Final Fantasy: Oh shit you're right. Slaps in random numbers and sidequests There we go. Now the teacher will never notice!

Unfortunately, the teacher noticed.

"Muahahaha! I, COVID-19, shall sent my evil dragons to spread my deadly spread upon this planet! No one will stop me!"

"We have an emergency! We must assemble a team of dragon slayers with attitude! Operation VFD GO!!"

GO GO 7TH DRAGON!

It's.... passable. Extremely harmless, but if if this isn't your first visual novel, you'll probably find it boring. Heck, I argue that I don't recommend this as your first visual novel.

This game isn't hard because of the challenging bosses and somewhat unfair stages. This game is hard because it's difficult not to stare in awe at how perfectly crafted the animation is.

Not as charming as the first one, but it has plenty of options that can spark the mind! Damn shame we didn't get anymore level themes. Would love to make a beach and lava level.

Was honestly having a decent time until the gatcha became available. After that, I wasn't having fun. Maybe someday...

Pretty good game, but Estival Versus is still kinda better. At least you start out with more characters in that game without resorting to emptying your wallet.

Also, F U Sony.

Only Shin Megami Tensei can make the freaking tutorial one of the hardest dungeons in a game...

Badass.