It's not a particularly substantial arcade game and it's pretty stiff to control, but I like the general mechanics. There are way worse arcade games out there.

The NES version of Metal Gear, so... it's the weaker version. MSX all the way. I feel asleep.

I've only tried playing this game because I saw Arino suffer through it on GameCenter CX.

It's golf.

Society tells me I should like Paperboy. I feel nothing for Paperboy.

I was obsessed with this game as a kid despite never making it that far. Slinging the shield around honestly still feels pretty satisfying. I'm pretty sure I remember this game having a single life and no saves, making it very difficult to get to the end.

I've never played that far into this game but for an NES puzzle platformer it holds up pretty well.

This game might as well just be the refueling minigame because that's all it's remembered for.

Another functional, but old arcade game. It's alright.

It's not Yoshi's Cookie.

Now THIS is e-sports.

It's not, but it feels like a platformer designed by the British. Ugly graphics, bad jump feel, nonsense level design. I will not expound on this.

Do you like Nickelodeon cartoons? Want to rent a game based on one of them? Prepare to be disappointed.

A fun, if simple blend between a platformer with light RPG elements and a God game. A fun premise that deserves a modern take on it.

The Adventure of Kid Kleets in the US. Unlike 3 Ninjas Kick Back or whatever this game IS developed by the British, and it has all the telltale signs. Kid Kleets is a horrible little goblin.