Hell of a good time. Rest well, my prince.

Why the fuck would I want to customize a character when I'm just gonna solve some puzzles with other people I can't even interact with - I'm not here playing Final Fantasy XXXVIIII. The visuals are also muddy as hell even after maxing out the settings. GG, no thanks.

Just play Talos Principle 1 and call it a day.

Art good. Trailer song good. Setting vibes good. All else meh.

Sexy Beach Premium Resort 2, if it wasn't as good.

You still get the classic 12 FPS, while looking at the fucking ground, though.

MoouuuunT MAyhemM

Intended to be peaceful, but surprisingly irritating.

Crash car. Good. Uninstall. Yes.

Girls und Panzer fantasy simulator.

Wife energy.

I bought this then never played it? WTF.

Play War Thunder??

Autosculpting needs to make a comeback. And, WTF, Pursuit Breakers?! The cops also weren't actual pushovers - the Rhinos actually meant something. How can they introduce all this great shit and not bring it back any of it in the follow up games. Carbon was the real MVP.

The hero that we needed, but didn't deserve. F

Combat was pretty much the only good thing about this. Wasn't terrible, tho.