Danqueron
Neat and cute! These are reasons I dont see Sega as the most evil corporation in the world as others see it. I know they can be better, way better, but this out of knowhere little games are simple really cool and show at least a little bit of respect and effort in their IP
2022
The lights went off in my home as I was writing this review, that was scarier than the game itself.
UUUuuUUuUuuUUUhHHHH scaryyyyy uuuuhhhHHHHHHhhHHhHhhhhh It´s alright. It´s kinda scary, yes, but the world and everything doesn´t make any sense and not in a good way, the random teleportations, the try of a story and the how sloooooww you walk (that gives you the information that there will be no chase). Spooky? yes, nothing more, and it´s not a technical thing, they game looks really great, it´s more of a game design thing, i was just wandering around waiting for predictable scripted scenes.
UUUuuUUuUuuUUUhHHHH scaryyyyy uuuuhhhHHHHHHhhHHhHhhhhh It´s alright. It´s kinda scary, yes, but the world and everything doesn´t make any sense and not in a good way, the random teleportations, the try of a story and the how sloooooww you walk (that gives you the information that there will be no chase). Spooky? yes, nothing more, and it´s not a technical thing, they game looks really great, it´s more of a game design thing, i was just wandering around waiting for predictable scripted scenes.
2023
Even worse, thanks god im not a toddler so i can finish this game under an 1.5 hour to give the creators my middle finger as payment. The amout of laziness and ways to artificially increase the length of the game is beyond human comprehension.
2020
Neat! I like how with only 3 main areas it gives a lot of possibilities and paths to take. Some endings are a little bit too tricky to get (I bugged the computer by trying to get the secret one) but it was really charming, atmospheric and unsettling.
2022
Not an actual pile of flaming garbage regurgitated from an opossum like the last game no way?????
At least the money spent in optimization got spent in character design
At least the money spent in optimization got spent in character design
Cute, I really liked it, the characters were really good and the visuals outstanding. It´s not much of a Horror game but I´m glad that it isn´t, i wasn´t looking for unnecesary chase scenes with instakill enemies. The cut ending and some decitions (like the items) are a little bad, but overall, really good and enjoyable! More if you take into account that is completely free and made by 1 person.
Worse than Ds1 and has one of the worst beginnings i have ever seen from a videogame in my entire life. But it has a lot of charm, replayability and fun gameplay, gets lots of undeserved hate.
2013
The name pun is one of the highest levels of comedy I have ever witnessed in my life.
Really charming game with awesome and memorable cast. The loop decition drags it a lot for me, i want to see all the lore, but i dont want to feel like im not doing any progress for +20 hours.
Really charming game with awesome and memorable cast. The loop decition drags it a lot for me, i want to see all the lore, but i dont want to feel like im not doing any progress for +20 hours.
2019
I liked Eiscue
Really great and fun game with a story and character development that feels like if my little cousin completed a puzzle by putting the pieces together with superglue.
2018
Neat
For the price, it's really good. Got a couple good moments because by accident i entered a weird "Debug Mode" where a AI text reader kept reading me stuff i couldn't understand.
Yeah, I'm special
Yeah, I'm special
2011
women
2021
A nothing sandwich, so it gets a nothing review
2022
Actually fun, if we rate it as a horror game, some cheap jumpscares and unsettling visuals but nothing more. The kart minigame almost drove me monkey bonkers full banana madness mode. I personally (objectively) really hate Lumpy´s art style, it´s not that he is a bad artist, he is a super good artist (way way better than me), it´s just i don´t like the techniques he uses, but thats a me thing. The glitch stuff were actually quite clever, and the shooting satisfying and not that punishing, but the minigames very repetitive and god sorry I hate the artstyle.