if only i could roll up all my problems into a ball and shoot them into space

it's easy to say this is better than the prequels. it's reasonable to say this is better than the sequels. but if you're person of class, you know this is better than all the movies.

still surprised the US army hasn't equiped all their soldiers with gunblades

how you torture your sims says a lot about how you would do a genocide

greatest mario game

this game is like watered down New Vegas. and yet it's still better than Starfield.

not as good as Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine

great game that really drives home that fish are evil

tell one nintendo kid this was better than mario64 and watch him have an aneurysm

a game for every simp looking for his btgc

beautiful game despite the obvious flaws in weilding a shovel for a weapon

the best final fantasy game

this game has the same energy as someone hearing for the first time that time is a social construct and having their mind blown.

just when furries were getting sick of sonic, here comes FNAF

better than ocarina