When this started with the suicide hotline number I thought, "ah, I'm no doubt in for a thoughtful and nuanced depiction of mental illness!"

At one point there's a scene where the main character freaks out about her follower count and people commenting, like, "no sexy pics no followers!!!" and i refuse to believe no one on the dev team said "hey is this stupid? is this fucking stupid you guys?"

Ubisoft: Let’s make a game about Avatar (a movie franchise about colonialism and exploitation of the environment) where you have to strip Pandora of it’s natural resources and slaughter every animal you come across so that you can craft a muzzle attachment for your assault rifle that gives you a 2.3% chance on every fifth bullet you fire to poison an enemy.

no lower than 4 stars you're all WRONG 🐄🐖🐑🐓🐐

so so so goose. 🪿