Dongledood
2022
They came back after over a year and made the game
-More buggy
-More grindy and greedy
-Slower
-Less fun
-More ugly
-Impossible to play with all the characters in local/training mode
-Have less accessibility options
-Have cut online features
-Have a worse camera
-Even less fun to play 1v1
And they didn’t fix any of the issues of it being a mash fest, the weird theme park music, and poorly executed sound design and voices.
And they STILL don’t have Paul Atreides
-More buggy
-More grindy and greedy
-Slower
-Less fun
-More ugly
-Impossible to play with all the characters in local/training mode
-Have less accessibility options
-Have cut online features
-Have a worse camera
-Even less fun to play 1v1
And they didn’t fix any of the issues of it being a mash fest, the weird theme park music, and poorly executed sound design and voices.
And they STILL don’t have Paul Atreides
2023
Thank you Xbox for making one of the best PlayStation 5 games.
2023
Shitty nerd ass game deserves to be shoved in a locker
This is league of legends for people who’ve tweeted animation is cinema
Inflation be like “Onward and upward!”
Peter: Hey Miles, have you seen my Colgate?
Miles: has a suspiciously Colgate colored Miles Morales original
Miles: has a suspiciously Colgate colored Miles Morales original
It’s great if you aren’t a 9 year old baby upset that Lincoln Loud didn’t come back
In the grandiloquent and embellished comportment of an ebony-hued adolescent, there exists a most ostentatious and flamboyant display of swagger, which, in its effulgent and extravagant nature, doth evoke the stylings of a bygone era
1994
Not nearly enough Seth Rogan laughs