2018

imshitting420

Played

Hype train first, functional video game second

Fucking terrible, can’t believe everyone likes this overhyped shit. hardly any content to enjoy by yourself and an embarrassment of a story mode. GARBAGE I TELL YOU. Oh and don’t even get me started on the character roster, fucking MID AS HELL. Not a single character even matters to video game history, none of this matters when you don’t have motherfuckin GWIMBLY! DUH HELLO?!?!? I cannot in good faith waste my hard earned money to cavemen that live under a gigantic Stonehenge-ass rock of a company that is Nintendo

half a star for kazuya

22 Likes

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Judgment

2018

HazeRedux

Abandoned

PlayStation 4

My cum has more personality than Yagami

4 Likes

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LEGO Fortnite

2023

HazeRedux

Abandoned

Windows PC

A babbified Minecraft that will cause children to develop Lego fetishes.

13 Likes

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Disney's Tarzan

1999

Saddartha

Completed

Windows PC

again

I loved this when I was a kid like 15 years ago. Nowadays it really seems terrible but back then whas an amazing experience when personal computer wasn't such a common thing and no many games where known. I could spend hours. Recently I've seen a gameplay of this and I don't know how I've been capable of enjoying so much such a terrible image quality besides other stuff. The rating of this game is made exclusively based on the good memories.

2 Likes

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Disney's Tarzan

1999

edgeworth

Completed

i had this game in spanish when i was a child, it was nice to revisit it! it's a fun platformer with a cool mix of 2D and 3D. the last 3 levels were just plain boring to me and the ending is just so anticlimactic it makes you wonder if you haven't missed anything.

1 Like

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