worse than 1, and 1 was good at the end of its lifecycle

Wasn't my cup of tea, but I can see why someone may really like this and sink hundreds of hours into it

I don't know anything besides THE FACTORY MUST GROW

The only game where I've legitimately been afraid of the dark

it gets a 4/5 just for the sword fighting alone

I found Charles Lee, mans was getting sauced in a Hooters

Nothing is more fun than playing this game with friends and each of three people controlling a specific character, where you get to play the cop and menacingly circle the android accused of murder in the interrogation room

Beautiful game, had fun playing it. I thought I would hate Machine Strike, but it ended up consuming me to a point where I would play an actual board game version of it

You know those gyroscopic spoons they make for parkinsons patients that can't feed themselves without the food going everywhere? The controls of this game were the opposite of one of those

I'm looking at this through rose-colored glasses and know this game had a load of problems (cause I was there), but I met some good people through the game and had great times screaming at them at 4 in the morning trying to get a first clear on a raid

2012

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A bad game made by a stupid bitch of a man

I sunk the equivalent of about 18 days of my life over the course of 5 years into this game. I had fun playing it, but I absolutely hate it now. Character growth!

DO NOT GOOGLE ANYTHING ABOUT THIS GAME, just play it

the episodic DLCs with screwball took 2 stars off from a perfect game

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way better than BotW, loved how the game ended in a DDR dance battle with Ganondorf to the song "Suave mente"