This shit is like a hospital patient that gets revived for 7 minutes before slowly dying in the hospital bed except the defibrillator is the opening cutscene, the hospital bed is the open world and the patient is anyone who bought this 60$ game.
Very few games begin to hit the “So bad it’s good” title, but when I stared into my fellow survivor’s eyes and offered him a can of beans in the middle of a low graphics wasteland in easily the worst survival game I’ve ever played, I had fun for a brief moment.