7 reviews liked by Hexen_Cassi


a game worth gatekeeping but its natural defense of a manual that is an actual hagiography means it will only ever be safe from them

Of course I had to get this too! I got to use this to get all the games I had on the first decade and the terrible Tiberium Twilight which I have VERY low hopes for, urgh.

I'm only voting this one lower because of a few things. One is that this was a tiny game-case because all the stuff was Digital Only. That part I can kinda understand, however, it was ONLY to be activated on Origin. The horrible service EA put together, claiming they'd sell games for cheaper and when they did make it they...didn't.

The collection itself is great value for money though as you get so much and can revisit that nostalgia of getting into the crazy universe of Red Alert or the alien radioactive glow of Tiberium.

Oh, it's bad luck to be you.
A chosen one of many isn't new
When you think you're full of luck
in the bullock's you'll get struck
Oh, it's bad luck to be you.

The wolves over yonder packed a punch
So listen carefully to our hunch
To be the chosen one
Really sound like loads of fun.
But in the end you'll just be someone's lunch.




Oh, it's bad luck to be you.
The prophecy is never coming true
In a pickle you'll be stuck
Like a chicken you'll cluck
Oh, it's bad luck to be you.

Your mourning for this boy was very brief.
You certainly did not show any grief.
You pillaged his cadaver
But in the end it didn't matter
You're nothing but a two-bit common thief

Oh, it's bad luck to be you.
Don't think for just a second it's not true
When your life has run amuck
You'll see that you're the schmuck.
Oh, it's bad luck to be
Really bad luck to be
Nobody could disagree.
It's a freaking guarantee.
Oh, it's bad luck to be you.
Diddly doo.

the beer song is burned into my brain

i want to date the siege tank. not the guy. the machine.