Hoovinoyse
2000
This game is an eyesore.
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2023
This Fire Emblem is on par with, if not better than, Genealogy of the Holy War.
Bro monhun is so fun you get all your shit together and take possibly hours prepping the perfect armor set, item loadout, and skill list to take on a cool-ass wyvern and you go like ;OUAHWR IUAFEH LAISGE FOYIAwteg ;AS YOU SLIDE DOWN AFTER THE FUCKER, MASSIVE AXE PREPPED TO CHOP. HIS. TAIL OFF. AND I'M NOT DONE YET. You also can take out his wife, AND kidnap his children so you can eat them to get max health to take on a giant ass pickle lizard that vapes Mountain Dew Code Red while a voxel MegaMan slams healing salves down your throat so you can cut off that pickle's tail, while fighting side by side with Mr Witcher Himself, Leon Kennedy, and Ryu from Streets. Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series.
2021
Less of a stealth game and more like a freeform puzzle game where you try to pile as many bodies in an operating room as you can without getting noticed.
I love the part where Randy Orlando shows up and says "It's Orlando-ing Time" and then he removes the second half of the final boss's health with a single attack.
Interactions in this game usually go like this:
Voice from off screen: “Hey Van, you called?” (Camera pans to reveal Blorpko Shitface, VA: John Voiceactor, returning from Trails Up Your Butt. You haven’t seen him in over 500 hours of gameplay.)
Van: Ah, Blorpko the Cum Drinker, good to see you.
Agnés: (Wait, the cum drinker? I’ve seen him in magazines before, didn’t he help out in the Bay of Poms incident?)
Blorpko: This is paying you back for helping me during Trails of Cold Steel 4, which I was notably absent from.
Voice from off screen: “Hey Van, you called?” (Camera pans to reveal Blorpko Shitface, VA: John Voiceactor, returning from Trails Up Your Butt. You haven’t seen him in over 500 hours of gameplay.)
Van: Ah, Blorpko the Cum Drinker, good to see you.
Agnés: (Wait, the cum drinker? I’ve seen him in magazines before, didn’t he help out in the Bay of Poms incident?)
Blorpko: This is paying you back for helping me during Trails of Cold Steel 4, which I was notably absent from.
I beat Balteus and IBIS pre-patch
2023
This happened to my buddy Keith
This is probably the first Trails game where the gameplay is just straight up full on better than the main story. All the side quests should've been replaced by what happens during the Connect Events, and Acts I and II could easily be cut since 90% of the plot happens during Fragments and the Finale.
2023
Wow, this really was The Final Fantasy.
2010
This happened to my buddy Ryan