Let me live out my childhood fantasy of biting people's throats. Teeth IRL ain't as strong

Most useful grappling hook in gaming. Eat your heart out Batman

It's a nice feeling to see a pack of baby Shinxs when you need one of their fangs and then sending your giant see serpent to "KILL EVERY LAST ONE THEM!"

Used to punch the mouse while punching the mouse. Y'know, for immersion!!

Innacurate depiction of sharks, but an accurate depiction of a typical day in Australia

You don't get to nuke a country in this one but is still fun

It eventually delves into tusked scribbles

Who thought it was a good idea to make a puzzle game on rails and make it so that anxiety developing children could play it!?

Also, best game of 2023 WHO IS THE NUMBNUT THAT DECIDED IT WAS THEIR GRAND MISSION IN LIFE TO CORRECT THE RELEASE DATE AND RUIN MY GODDAM MY REVIEW!?!?

Kaiju Rock Paper Scissors!!

Like 10 playable characters that aren't re skins?? Based

(That's what me goblin brain decides to remember)

Friggin ghosts nearly broke my Spacebar key

Dislike Removal?? Adpocalypse?? Nah-nah, the removal of THIS was when Youtube hit the bricks

Volus plushies raise some... Interesting implications

This game teaches that dubstep can be enjoyed, so long as every other piece of music is forcibly removed from your brain

Sure South Park, that was "milk"