Game lulls you with its cute exterior into a false sense of security, only to reveal one of gaming's most vile antagonists: The Camera

Game teaches you if you wanna buy slaves, you better be creative

Putting collectibles just before a checkpoint-screen transition is more evil than whatever Evil Energy actually is

You know a story mode is bonkers when getting struck by a tank ain't even in the top 3 most insane moments

Made me learn the key to being a master alchemist is perfecting the art of not accidentally YEET-ing a potion after exiting menus

It's heartbreaking when your characters are injured, except Sou, cause he's useless and deserves anything that happens to him

Good thing dragons can't have Celiac disease

Defusing's the easy part. Figuring every way on how to fudge up is the real challenge every bomb defusal expert worth their salt must overcome

"Really Good Memory" is up there with "Logic" in the top "Mental aptitudes that became videogame super powers" category.

Gotta be honest, this was not the game me expected to find the second instance of non-zombie "mouth to brain" action me has ever witnessed (Admitedly, there is a brain on the cover, so guess it's on me for not picking up on the clues )

🛹🛹🛹🛹🛹🛹🛹🛹🛹/10

Alas, poor Guts Man, who must awkwardly hop through the levels, for he does not have a walking animation

Turns out the most stressful part about robbing a bank is looking for the right elevator,. Who'd have thunk it??

The second RPG that proves the greatest magic skill in all of gaming: Gun

Could not believe cancel culture made its way in my colonization game with guns