Kellopan
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Sonic Frontiers
2022
I can see how this is a five star game if you've never had sex before.
The next one will probably be pretty good.
The next one will probably be pretty good.
Bayonetta
2009
FLY ME TO THE MOON AND LET ME PLAY AMONGST THE STAAAARS
This is one of the best games ever made. It is made with love and designed with fun in mind. There is a lot that can be said of this game, but I would implore you all to simply play it and let it treat you right. Even if you haven't played a character action game, just play it on the easiest difficulty and go nuts.
Why not five stars you may ask? The copy/pasting of areas out of control in this game. Though it's more hilarious pointing out reused assets than it is an egregious sin. The combat is so good that it doesn't even matter where you're fighting anyway.
My most recent playthrough was the PS4 version played on my PS5 and it was delightful. The load times from the PS3 era are almost nonexistent here and the upscale'd graphics were a treat.
Go play it. Do it. Fly yourself yo the moon and be gay among the stars. You won't regret it.
This is one of the best games ever made. It is made with love and designed with fun in mind. There is a lot that can be said of this game, but I would implore you all to simply play it and let it treat you right. Even if you haven't played a character action game, just play it on the easiest difficulty and go nuts.
Why not five stars you may ask? The copy/pasting of areas out of control in this game. Though it's more hilarious pointing out reused assets than it is an egregious sin. The combat is so good that it doesn't even matter where you're fighting anyway.
My most recent playthrough was the PS4 version played on my PS5 and it was delightful. The load times from the PS3 era are almost nonexistent here and the upscale'd graphics were a treat.
Go play it. Do it. Fly yourself yo the moon and be gay among the stars. You won't regret it.
Shrek
2001
The first time I played this I clipped through the floor in the tutorial level and landed in some unused area that was a dark pit that you can't escape from. Good times.
Also this is one of the hardest games to complete without losing your mind.
Also this is one of the hardest games to complete without losing your mind.
Elden Ring
2022
an absolutely incredible 40 hour game that takes 80 hours to finish
Baba is You
2019
probably one of the best puzzle games out there i just wish i was smart enough to play it