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This game def isn't the best Mario Party but my childhood says otherwise

"This game is gonna get a fucking awful fanbase, I can feel it. But, I'll enjoy it while it lasts I guess."
- Me, late 2020

The game is cool but the fanbase is. something different

there's ton of mods for this game. so cool?

i played this game in case i ever get in a bad neighborhood

Was usually my go to Rock Band game as a kid, Green Day bangers AND rhythm games? Sign me up~

Not as good as beatles rock band, but loved playing this and any rockband game haha.

Thanks Sony for NOT adverting updates on your PS+ classic library!

A staple in many people's memories of owning a Playstation, however, Twisted Metal did not aged as well as it's first-year peers and of course it's sequels...

Graphics are really rough around the edges even for an early title game (I have a soft spot for actual low poly graphic games). There are moments in game where it's hard to spot weapon and turbo tokens, thanks to how they camouflage themselves in the LA environment and it's difficult to know what weapon you'll get. It would be very helpful that, at least, SingleTrac could had placed weapon/turbo indicators in the displayed mini-map, they at least had the courtesy to show where health recharge stations are in the map.

Gameplay is no better. The premise is simple: be the last one standing in a free-for-all style deathmatch, by defeating your opponents' vehicle with guns, missiles, specials, collisions (ram damage) and even environmental hazards (ramming them off cliffs). The gameplay can be aggravating due to how the CPU's AI generally work, they always dog-pile on you, the player, with spamming they're infinite arsenal of specials, never bothering to attack other CPUs. They are programmed to pretend to go after other CPUs when they are out of a designated range of a player. It becomes very difficult very fast, especially if you choose the ultra fast/light armoured cars, like Mr. Grimm, Spectre or Crimson Fury, in later levels where you might not have enough lives left. I guess it evens out with how relatively short the game actually is. Only 6 levels with 12 characters to choose, you can easily complete the game in one sitting, thanks to level passwords being universal to all characters.

Music and presentation is where I can give props to SingleTrac. Music is an excellent heavy metal/grunge mix, with a dash of cinematic orchestra, that really immerses the player into a cathartic road rampage against other drivers in the desolated streets of LA set in, a now retro-futuristic world of, 2005. Sucks that audio option is just full on music but with no sound effects, or no music but with full on sound effects. Just got to play it with headphones on or turn up your TV's volumes, just remember to turn in down once you're done playing.
I love the game's presentation, Calypso's Twisted Metal Tournament, the man himself, and the description of how he is presented, is very much a nod to quite a few B-movie cult classics, like Mad Max, and Escape from New York to name a few. It's been widely know that SingleTrac developers intend to have FMVs on the game as Twisted Metal was developed along with another Sony classic, Warhawk), which have a lot of cheesy FMVs we all love so much. Those FMVs were thankfully release to the public with the PS2 port of Twisted Metal: Head-On. I wished they had more time to add back the original FMV endings of each character as it adds more of that schlocky, camp charm I love with the Twisted Metal series in general.

Being the first game of a franchise doesn't automatically make it an instant classic and it shows.
Thanks to how well the game was sold, it being the only Christmas 1995 option does help, lmao. It had all the bells and whistles to make a major improvement and can easily see that with Twisted Metal 2: World Tour a year later.

I loved this game. Its Mario Kart battle on steroids, whiskey and PCP.
Fun maps, great insane cars, a clown with flaming hair for some reason…
Who could ask for more? Apparently fans could, but the games got progressively worse. Until Black. That was fun.
This one, though, has a special place in my memory card.

Most of my experience with the Twisted Metal franchise comes from playing Twisted Metal 2 a lot as a kid and looking back on it fondly. Until now, I had never actually revisited any of the PS1 titles, partially out of fear that none of them would remote hold up in the present day. I started the original Twisted Metal after it was added to PS Plus Premium and originally, I was put off. Oh boy, this did not age well I thought.

My mistake was starting out as Sweet Tooth, whose movement is a bit slower than your average vehicle. I tried out Warthog and then everything kind of clicked. I understood the mechanics of driving and shooting and started actually having fun. I'm not gonna say the gameplay is anywhere close to perfect because it is still outdated, but I had a lot of fun getting the platinum for this. There's a reason this spawned a bunch of sequels and has somehow stayed relevant. It's just a good time.

Platinum trophy #134
Platinum #10 of 2023

Man, nostalgia makes this so hard to objectively rate for people. I remember telling my friends to "meet me on Club Penguin after school", giving them a specific time and location so we could find each other. I remember spending ages on the pizza minigame, sledding, doing the PSA/EPF missions, the colour-your-adventure books upstairs in the Ski Lodge, ice fishing...

Then again, when I really think about it, there wasn't much... substance there? Every time I tried to go back to it as a teenager or an adult I couldn't find anything fun to do anymore. It was definitely one of those childhood "you had to be there" kind of games.

The Card-Jitsu game still fucks, though. I'd absolutely play that again.

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