when i grow up i want to be super mario too

are you just gonna pass by without saying "wanya"?

level-5 could probably kick my dick in and throw me off a cliff and i would still love it, this game fucks hard

guy on subway: "man rayman origins was so good but i wish you got stopped every now and then by a little green piece of shit cunt"
ubisoft employee texting their boss frantically: "i just had a great fucking idea"

worlds funniest visualization of throwing a phone

i got DESTROYED by a pokemon and fucking died

this game has a stupid fun gameplay loop and looks really nice but it struggles with visual clarity and the harder difficulties are really poorly designed

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maybe if eve kissed girls her boss fight wouldve been better

captain toad is just a little guy come on you wouldnt bully a little guy

this is what would happen if osmosis jones went to the real world

TARGET! TARGET!

i like this game a lot! ive heard the original jp version is better so ill need to check that out at some point