"Isn't our game so fun and hilarious compared to the other bad games?" Meanwhile most of the world forgot this game existed while Hit & Run is modded and demanded for remasters.

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"Literally don't show any extreme emotion, my daughter, or you'll destroy the world."

2007

Play with original SIXAXIS controls for full tragic disaster - The way Factor 5 meant it to be played and insisted with print-out guides to reviewer sites that "well actually this is great."

This hollow grind I think should've just stayed on that "most wanted" list.

Hot damn, this was good. Mercury Steam's modern ironing of the 2D Metroid formula is razor tight to control and rewardingly challenging. People are already finding unique ways the game honors players thinking fast.