1991
2023
2011
Welp, I just discovered a Twitter account that draws muscled, big cocked Enderman having raw and pure gay sex. I fear there's no way back for me anymore...
...the endermen are hot, I never thought I'd get to the point of horniness to have this be a real thought to cross my mind but I genuinely can't LIKE COME ONYHETHRTHTTTBFNKFMDMD
...the endermen are hot, I never thought I'd get to the point of horniness to have this be a real thought to cross my mind but I genuinely can't LIKE COME ONYHETHRTHTTTBFNKFMDMD
1996
2015
1995
Look, I feel that this game is flawed in so many aspects is hilariously sad, but at the same time I don't give an everliving flying fuck. I installed an emulator to play this game because I have never touched a Sega console before and I doubt I ever will (sadly, because the Dreamcast is the only console ever I truly desire) and let me tell you, it was such a nice time! The game is so charismatic and the animations are fucking gorgeous, giving each character a personally that's hard to forget and launching the Team Chaotix as one of my all time favourite Sonic characters... but also the game is stupidly fucking long and repetitive and that's why I'm prolly never finishing it but it's a nice time!
And of course, I can't thank this game enough for giving us all VECTOR THE MOTHERFUCKING CROCODILE A.K.A THE HOTTIEST CHARACTER IN THE ENTIRE FRANCHISE!!!!!!
It ain't a secret anymore (if you've seen more of ny pseudoreviews it's quite obvious) that I LOVE big muscled men, and specially if they are crocs/gators. Just, look at him! How he moves, how he looks directly at you with the most joyful of sights, how he gives you a warm
and comfy smile, how he DANCES along the music. GODDDD He's having such a great fucking time just being around and vibing. He's everything I've ever wanted, he's just a nice fella with such a charismatic and optimistic view of his surroundings that it must be such a delight to hang around with him and I want to be his fucking husband. He's perfect.
It's definitive, Vector the Crocodile is SO MOTHERFUCKING HOT AND CUTE AND WHOLESOME AND AAAAAAAAAAA
i'm gonna pass out
And of course, I can't thank this game enough for giving us all VECTOR THE MOTHERFUCKING CROCODILE A.K.A THE HOTTIEST CHARACTER IN THE ENTIRE FRANCHISE!!!!!!
It ain't a secret anymore (if you've seen more of ny pseudoreviews it's quite obvious) that I LOVE big muscled men, and specially if they are crocs/gators. Just, look at him! How he moves, how he looks directly at you with the most joyful of sights, how he gives you a warm
and comfy smile, how he DANCES along the music. GODDDD He's having such a great fucking time just being around and vibing. He's everything I've ever wanted, he's just a nice fella with such a charismatic and optimistic view of his surroundings that it must be such a delight to hang around with him and I want to be his fucking husband. He's perfect.
It's definitive, Vector the Crocodile is SO MOTHERFUCKING HOT AND CUTE AND WHOLESOME AND AAAAAAAAAAA
i'm gonna pass out
2018
2017
As you don't know, I suck major ass when referring to skill-dependent games. It took me like a whole week to beat the robot mf (I hate you please kindly fuck off), and to this day I kinda just stopped playing right after I beat him.
Now, ignoring my lack of functioning braincells left, I think this is an excedingly gwellcrafted product with an innovative and creative vision, a clear concept with perfect execution, an amazing aesthetic that catches the attention of anyone who sees it for the first time and a frenetic and playful gameplay to fit along with it. It's a very amazing game, check it out if you have the smallest bit of patience I lack.
Also I'm Grim Matchstick's personal cumdump LEGALLY CLAIMED SO by the man... men... dragon..s.... whatever
Now, ignoring my lack of functioning braincells left, I think this is an excedingly gwellcrafted product with an innovative and creative vision, a clear concept with perfect execution, an amazing aesthetic that catches the attention of anyone who sees it for the first time and a frenetic and playful gameplay to fit along with it. It's a very amazing game, check it out if you have the smallest bit of patience I lack.
Also I'm Grim Matchstick's personal cumdump LEGALLY CLAIMED SO by the man... men... dragon..s.... whatever
1994
What an uninspired, cashgrabbing, unfair, unbalanced and disappointing mess that tries to proclaim itself as an honorable continuation of what I consider a masterpiece. It's truly saddening to see Popcap's downfall after the EA acquirement but not much we can do.
However, I have to give credit where credit's due. The visual and design departments of the game are stunning and rich, a major glow up from probably the only aspect of the original I don't fully like; as well as the soundtrack which never disappoints, rivals the original in quality!
In summary, it isn't utterly worthless but not worth your time or NONE of your money.
Also, ehhhhhh, yeah I'd say the Pepperpult is pretty damn hot... and yeah, it's literally so fucking hot it melts ice just by staying nearby so don't come close to that motherfucker ever.
However, I have to give credit where credit's due. The visual and design departments of the game are stunning and rich, a major glow up from probably the only aspect of the original I don't fully like; as well as the soundtrack which never disappoints, rivals the original in quality!
In summary, it isn't utterly worthless but not worth your time or NONE of your money.
Also, ehhhhhh, yeah I'd say the Pepperpult is pretty damn hot... and yeah, it's literally so fucking hot it melts ice just by staying nearby so don't come close to that motherfucker ever.
2018