You know, Garten of Banban is basically the western equivalent to Yakuza when you think about it. You spend a lot of the game in buildings, you get attacked in the buildings. A new one comes out whenever you turn your back these days. Majima is there.

I need someone to Johnathan Blow me through my jorts

when i was in elementary school i got a massive fullscreen ad for this game that i didn't know how to close and our teacher saw it, got really pissed off and put me in detention while i was crying and pleading like "i don't even know what this lame ass wizard game is please."

Was jokingly told to play this and didn't actually expect to go all the way through but here we are. It's kind of bad and sauceless in the visual department, but surprisingly addicting and a thoroughly solid time.

We were also having a pretty big laugh about the similarities between this track and a seemingly unrelated song by A Tribe Called Quest. Incredible how those two line up.

boring mobile game slop at its RAWEST. i played this game while plastered and downloaded every single app i got an ad for. it was peak.

the great banban machine stops for nobody

MEET AND HUH???

i tried to fuck a lightswitch twice

Balls, nuts, even

We need more horror games that can only run in a 500 x 500 resolution or else they just instantly crash Windows.