Fuck you, it's Donkey Kong.

The peak of Mario Kart.

Great

2nd best Mario game in the NES trilogy. The bosses are also very good. The choice mechanic is amazing. So is the slot mechanic

Not the first of its kind and not the last.

This game is an ageless masterpiece, 100 times better than the virgin minecraft. Only scientists know how amazing this game is. If you don't like this game, then i don't understand you.

This game has aged poorly, and my grandpa has aged better than this. If you like this game, then you are probably sitting in a big red chair, balding, while reading wikipedia articles for fun.

This game sucks. Whoever reads this is an idiot, Including me.

This is the worst way you could ever follow Super Mario Bros. 3 is a masterpiece, and we shouldn't have the privilage to play that game cause we are simple minded people. Super Mario Bros 2, you don't want to know how many brain cells I have lost playing this game. If you like this game, you have a face that only a mother can love. And your mother doesn't like you that much.

Paper, Mario. Mario, Paper. Such a stupid concept. Why in the actual hell would someone like this game. I mean, I understand why someone would like this game, wait no I don't. I had a friend that liked this game, and let's just say we aren't friends anymore.