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Mario 3D All-Stars why can't you be like you're older brother, he has twice as many games as you and has a tone of extras in it to justify its price point and to offer it as a true celebration. Mario 3D All-Stars you're breaking your mother's heart"

game reviewer when Sonic Adventure makes a mistake "WTF THIS GAMES SUCKS MONKEY BUTTS WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?????????"

game reviewer when Mario 64 makes a mistake "awwww its ok wittle mario 64, you don't have to be perfect."

I spent today gaming on my PlayStation 3. Like if you remember gaming!!

Mass slaughter is so based when you're not named fucking Percival

vergil cummed on dante's pizza

Never thought it would end like this huh Maria??

You see, the game being boring is actually a critique on how video gan fginefafoecvveii3edogmamamee geagm mamaawdw af feav

You wii battery is at 69% please stick it in your ass.

Playing this in 2022 was a mistake, and I can't believe the fan base considers original Gears games better than Coalition output. Gears 5 has many ways to force you out of cover and create interesting positioning decisions – be it explosives, rushdown melee enemies, flankers, or enemies that require flanking to kill. Here the peak encounter design is to give an enemy a high cover where your only consideration is which flank they have exposed to shoot from. Set pieces were impressive in 2008 now aren't much more than shooting galleries and some contextual actions in the environment. And oh god these games used to be brown, so, so brown. Wish I left Gears 2 as a distant memory of summer split screen past, time hasn't been kind to it

me: sweating with tears rolling down my cheeks as I desperately rotate a piece in the hopes that I can stall for time now that I've fucked up my board beyond saving
the dolphins swimming beside me, cheering for my death: 💃 🐬💃 🐬

This review was written before the game released

y'all who rate games before they come out are lame af

go to options, set controls to C (right stick is gear up/down), turn down the in game music, turn on your initial d or other eurobeat playlist, and get ready for some of the most satisfying drifting you've seen, select manual transition and get ready for some of the sickest drifts you've seen

Jean Reno's Bizarre Adventure. This game rocks!