Mrkingjacob9002
2019
This game fucks almost as much as Dante doesn't. Very excited it play it on PS5 where the long ass load times, the only real big issue, are severely diminished.
2020
A solid remake that massively improves the controls and goes for visual style that looks like weird mid 2000's cg more then realistic, which I appreciate.
2016
This game makes me so sad, it takes a unique game of time management and turns it into more open world sludge boasting such wonders as severely less random shit to use as weapons, loads of collectibles and no Psychopaths with only lame asshole groups to try and fill the void. This poisonous little package is topped off with a character who claims to be Frank West but doesn't have his soul, wit and voice( Due to something like a union strike or something to be fair). No, this "Frank" is instead an obnoxious man child, constantly acting like an annoying jackass instead of the snarky, hotheaded journalist who wants to get to the bottom of things he should be. All in all fuck this game both for being bad and potentially murdering the franchise.
2011
Extra half a star for Gaius
Who ever decided that the party members from the first game can't level up should be beaten
Every weapon in this game needed three times the ammo.
A competent port with some audio and visual problems that are distracting but not deal breaking.
2009
An incredibly fun game with a very kino plot. Extremely gray
2008
Darker, grittier and with much more boat like cars then the previous games. Still an interesting ride through the criminal underworld
Definitely the weakest DLC but has Joshua Chad to carry it
Insanely good. If you plan on playing the DLC avoid the PS3 version like the plague because by the time you do them this engines lovely save file bloat will give you constant, ever present crashes.
2010
The goat.
2009
This DLC was pretty neat and interesting. Then the content ran out. OOPS!
This DLC is boring as hell and only worthwhile for giving you armor with almost limitless durability
This is where my game started to crash constantly. Thanks for your shitty, save file bloating engine Bethesda!