NicMurphy12
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COME TO REBIRTH WE GOT THE
- 1 gorillion animation dollar budget
- industry standard setters of cutscenes and environments
- ....
- the worst act of the original game
- far cry tower
- far cry outpost
- far cry crafting
- open world with movement worse than zelda on the n64
- seriously, it's like ps1 tomb raider
- 3(!!) great chapters
- 11 uhhh other chapters
- story reliant on having played evercrisis and the free to play mobile battle royale????
- nojima 😡😡😡
- at least 3 hours spent in the materia menu
- the same bosses you fought in remake 3 times, 3 times
- the worst fucking minigames you've ever touched
- all the most annoying characters from anywhere else in the extended series
- benches?
- every action or animation locking you in for several extra unnecessary seconds
- shipbait
- tifa and aerith randomly deciding to act like harem anime characters for like 2 cutscenes
- fans who only read the title of the game and gave 5 stars on release date (all your reviews and ratings should be deleted)
- cait sith...?
- filler filler boat filler filler filler
- michael bay audio mixing
- bloated combat
- the sphere grid for some reason (but worse)
- "ahh cloud-kun you nearly touched mmy l-l-l-lips baka" yuffie
- crate puzzles you solve in 3 seconds and then spend 3 minutes doing
This is not the worst game I ever played, but it might be the most disappointed I've ever been going blind into a sequel of a game I liked. Before leaving a comment, please read the "Common Copes (CC)" section below. Thanks in advance.
COMMON COPES
C: But the original also had this many mini-games!
A: That was a shit part of the original too.
C: But the original also had this much filler!
A: That was shit too.
C: But in the original you also had to fiddle this much with materia!
A: That was also shit. Please just be normal and don't say all these silly things
C: I think this game is awesome man!
A: You must have Gone Gaga!
CLOSING THOUGHTS
If this kind of Ubisoft remake happened to my favorite RPG my only review would be a LiveLeak video.
- 1 gorillion animation dollar budget
- industry standard setters of cutscenes and environments
- ....
- the worst act of the original game
- far cry tower
- far cry outpost
- far cry crafting
- open world with movement worse than zelda on the n64
- seriously, it's like ps1 tomb raider
- 3(!!) great chapters
- 11 uhhh other chapters
- story reliant on having played evercrisis and the free to play mobile battle royale????
- nojima 😡😡😡
- at least 3 hours spent in the materia menu
- the same bosses you fought in remake 3 times, 3 times
- the worst fucking minigames you've ever touched
- all the most annoying characters from anywhere else in the extended series
- benches?
- every action or animation locking you in for several extra unnecessary seconds
- shipbait
- tifa and aerith randomly deciding to act like harem anime characters for like 2 cutscenes
- fans who only read the title of the game and gave 5 stars on release date (all your reviews and ratings should be deleted)
- cait sith...?
- filler filler boat filler filler filler
- michael bay audio mixing
- bloated combat
- the sphere grid for some reason (but worse)
- "ahh cloud-kun you nearly touched mmy l-l-l-lips baka" yuffie
- crate puzzles you solve in 3 seconds and then spend 3 minutes doing
This is not the worst game I ever played, but it might be the most disappointed I've ever been going blind into a sequel of a game I liked. Before leaving a comment, please read the "Common Copes (CC)" section below. Thanks in advance.
COMMON COPES
C: But the original also had this many mini-games!
A: That was a shit part of the original too.
C: But the original also had this much filler!
A: That was shit too.
C: But in the original you also had to fiddle this much with materia!
A: That was also shit. Please just be normal and don't say all these silly things
C: I think this game is awesome man!
A: You must have Gone Gaga!
CLOSING THOUGHTS
If this kind of Ubisoft remake happened to my favorite RPG my only review would be a LiveLeak video.
Catz
2006
I remember begging for this game for Christmas, thinking it would be Nintendog but cats, and as a cat obsessed child, that was the ideal game. I opened it Christmas morning, I was ecstatic, and then played it the rest of the day. Not because I enjoyed the game, I felt extreme guilt I had begged so much for this game just to not like it at all, and I knew I was probably not going to touch the game much after that day. It was not like Nintendogs fyi