Cortana is exactly like me (gigantic ass)
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Finally I can play as my Halo-sona. She is Pink and Blue, and the strongest warrior in the whole galaxy, even stronger (and 10x faster) than Master Chief. She could beat any Halo except my Boyfriend's because he's better at the game than me.

I did not like this one but I like my boyfriend who I played it with so it evens out

Very satisfied with how much Master Chief and the Arbiter kissed with tounge really reminds me of me and my boyfriend but with warcrimes

Had fun playing this with my boyfriend :)
I only blew up a couple of times

I killed lots of Flugg. I drove off a cliff a few times. I am not very good at this game but I was carried by a hot stud :)

I was trapped in this game for 7 years. The experience has left me changed and scarred. Truly the only game that makes you FEEL like Santa Clause. Morbin'