You know how civilizations and institutions are built upon the sacrifice and bloodshed of countless lives? As in, unjustifiable atrocities against one have been committed in the name another's prosperity? Histories, memories, Knowledge, entire Cultures have been struck down and scattered across the stars, forever lost to Time. For what? Just so we can build from the Dust that remains as we mutter a solemn Prayer; "It is what it is"?

If you think about it, the principle isn't so different for these games. In order to make a truly memorable experience, sacrifices have to be made; people must be left behind. The abject failures of game journalists and verified Twitter users across the globe serve as sweetening nectar for the victories and triumphs of determined players. I assure you, getting your ass completely beaten by lines of code is necessary in the grand scheme of things.

So to the filtered! Do not weep, rejoice! For on your backs, kino rises!

Reviewed on Feb 26, 2022


12 Comments


2 years ago

Removed by a moderator

2 years ago

You stand on nothing, and nothing stands on you.

2 years ago

oh brother

2 years ago

reddit

2 years ago

@Vaporwavesalsa would you like to explain what you're doing

2 years ago

contender for the greatest comment/review on this site

2 years ago

up there with the guy who gave a 5 star review to a game he didn't play yet

2 years ago

Literally touch grace

2 years ago

^maidenless

2 years ago

heathen behavior

2 years ago

This is insanely cheesy like a heavy metal chorus, what the hell are you doing

Kinda like it tho

2 years ago

Like this is some dragonforce pre-filler solo verse shit,

SO TO THE FILTERED IT'S YOUR CHOICE,
DO NOT WEEP, REJOICE

2 years ago

Pretty fun review