PKMudkipz
TBD
This review was written before the game released
RYUKISHICHADS STAY WINNING
On your knees koMIDma!
On your knees koMIDma!
TBD
2012
One time when I was in middle school I was talking about lollipops and I called them lollipops, and then one of my classmates was like "they're called suckers, how old are you?" and that really damaged my ego so from then on I called them suckers. then after years of watching all kinds of people call them lollipop i realized that that kid was full of shit and I shoulda beat him silly.
2007
It's that time of the year again. And that means one thing; it's time to pour myself a glass of official, Cave-certified, limited-edition Windia piss and play a few credits of Deathsmiles.
sound voltex solos 🥱
2022
This review contains spoilers
The God of War series will be taking an indefinite hiatus after this game's release due to plagiarism allegations from Disney.
According to the Cory Balrog's notes, he says "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse has always been a major inspiration to me", but nothing is exactly specified.
According to the Cory Balrog's notes, he says "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse has always been a major inspiration to me", but nothing is exactly specified.
Everyone be talking about fat asses n shit so I gave it a shot. Pulled this character that was just phenomenal from the front, hot as hell. Upgraded her a few times, stuck her in my party and rushed to see her in action. I get into a mission, start shooting, and guess what I find? She's wearing a massive fucking lab coat, I can't see anything from the back. I took that as a grim omen of what was to come; broken promises and abject disappointments, and I uninstalled the game on the spot.
BEST OF 1 FORMAT ✅
MAXX C UNBANNED ✅
CARD POOL BEHIND TCG AND OCG ✅
STINGY F2P PROGRESSION ✅
TOO MANY ANIMATIONS ✅
MUST BE MASTER DUEL!
Please for the love of God if you want to play yugioh online, use a simulator like YGO Omega. You don't have to live like this.
MAXX C UNBANNED ✅
CARD POOL BEHIND TCG AND OCG ✅
STINGY F2P PROGRESSION ✅
TOO MANY ANIMATIONS ✅
MUST BE MASTER DUEL!
Please for the love of God if you want to play yugioh online, use a simulator like YGO Omega. You don't have to live like this.
Awfully kind of Capcom to put all the dogshit games in the second collection so we don't have to buy it.
2021
Cute little game, it's a nice time waster if you want to waste time. Not sure why people are going on about "dopamine" or "gambling" when it's just a textbook arcade aesthetic/feel though.
With that being said, I hope the term "bullet heaven" never catches on, what a stupid fucking corny name for a genre. Even bum ass "survivor-like" would be preferable.
With that being said, I hope the term "bullet heaven" never catches on, what a stupid fucking corny name for a genre. Even bum ass "survivor-like" would be preferable.
I LOVE SAME TURN REINFORCEMENTS!
I LOVE FATIGUE!
I LOVE GETTING CAPTURED/DESTROYED BY UNITS IN FOG OF WAR!
I LOVE LOSING HALF MY SHIT IN THE PRISON CHAPTER!
I LOVE SUPRISE REINFORCEMENT BALLISTAS!
I LOVE 6 CON LIFIS THAT CANT STEAL A GODDAMN THING!
I LOVE CAPTURING EVERYTHING BECAUSE I HAVE NO FUCKING MONEY!
I LOVE BEING SLEPT/SILENCED FOR THE REST OF THE CHAPTER FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MAP!
I LOVE RECRUITING XAVIER!
I LOVE SAME TURN REINFORCEMENTS!
I LOVE SAIAS AND HIS TEN (10) LEADERSHIP STARS!
I DEFINITELY DIDNT WARPSKIP CH22!
I LOVE SAME TURN REINFORCEMENTS!
I LOVE THRACIA 776!
Great game though. I got a fucking E rank. Sorry for not rescuing you Eyvel. I was NOT gonna play that chapter.
I LOVE FATIGUE!
I LOVE GETTING CAPTURED/DESTROYED BY UNITS IN FOG OF WAR!
I LOVE LOSING HALF MY SHIT IN THE PRISON CHAPTER!
I LOVE SUPRISE REINFORCEMENT BALLISTAS!
I LOVE 6 CON LIFIS THAT CANT STEAL A GODDAMN THING!
I LOVE CAPTURING EVERYTHING BECAUSE I HAVE NO FUCKING MONEY!
I LOVE BEING SLEPT/SILENCED FOR THE REST OF THE CHAPTER FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MAP!
I LOVE RECRUITING XAVIER!
I LOVE SAME TURN REINFORCEMENTS!
I LOVE SAIAS AND HIS TEN (10) LEADERSHIP STARS!
I DEFINITELY DIDNT WARPSKIP CH22!
I LOVE SAME TURN REINFORCEMENTS!
I LOVE THRACIA 776!
Great game though. I got a fucking E rank. Sorry for not rescuing you Eyvel. I was NOT gonna play that chapter.
2002
One must temper their expectations when they play a (remake of a) 35-year-old experimental handheld JRPG, but the novelty of playing the first SaGa game AND playing a Wonderswan game was just too enticing. Rest assured that the idea of playing this is a lot more fun than actually playing it, however.
Battles are repetitive, and are always either extremely easy or completely bullshit, no inbetween. Attempting any semblance of party composition or strategy is foolish, since humans are super expensive to power up early, mutant stats and abilities are completely random, and monsters suck until the end of the game. The world is a bit of a chore to explore, especially as random encounters are frequent and lose most of their value near the end of the game. My favorite part is the City world, where you are constantly accosted by an invincible random encounter boss that can one shot your party members, with a high failure rate for escaping. I don't appreciate how bosses near the end of the game started gaining immunity to every magic element either.
Thankfully it's a short game, clocking in at 6 hours. It's also a little charming, and seeing early forms of systems that would become series staples and expand and evolve is neat. Plus you can instantly kill God with a chainsaw.
Battles are repetitive, and are always either extremely easy or completely bullshit, no inbetween. Attempting any semblance of party composition or strategy is foolish, since humans are super expensive to power up early, mutant stats and abilities are completely random, and monsters suck until the end of the game. The world is a bit of a chore to explore, especially as random encounters are frequent and lose most of their value near the end of the game. My favorite part is the City world, where you are constantly accosted by an invincible random encounter boss that can one shot your party members, with a high failure rate for escaping. I don't appreciate how bosses near the end of the game started gaining immunity to every magic element either.
Thankfully it's a short game, clocking in at 6 hours. It's also a little charming, and seeing early forms of systems that would become series staples and expand and evolve is neat. Plus you can instantly kill God with a chainsaw.
1998
It's perplexing to see everyone gassing up this mid ass game. What jackass over at Sega thought it would be funny to compose a banger theme song for the intro, and then make the actual game silent 90% of the time? Without that Sonic Team mix you're just left with some mediocre gameplay that will leave no impression on you.
This review contains spoilers
It's a pretty fun game in its own right, but it can't stand up to the inspirations it wears on its sleeves, not mechanically at least. The level design works quite alright, giving ample reason to use either girl and the tools at their disposal at any given opportunity. But it doesn't compare to the Classicvanias, which require precise and deliberate maneuvers to make it through various do-or-die scenarios. The gameplay here just isn't busy or demanding enough. With that being said, it was at least engaging enough to justify the mandatory second playthrough to get the ending, owed in part to the myriad of new paths unlocked in each level and the plethora of secrets to discover.
While it's no Rondo of Blood (not by a long shot), it makes up for what it lacks in mechanical brilliance with that classic Gal Gun cute and funny charm. Rescuing defenseless high school students screaming their hearts out from a whole screen away, collecting used leggings to get the Pillar Man's libido up to get to the final level, Kurona's dumbass saying HELL every sentence, it all warms my heart 😌 . I was going to give this game a 7, but after getting the bunny suit CG, I started reconsidering. Then they hit me with the alt ending, where you rescue every high school student, get to the final boss, and use the power of friendship to create the Pheromone shot, allowing you to shoot hormones at the final boss in a rail shooter minigame until she climaxes, culminating in the ending where every chick in the entire school wants to bang you due to your overwhelming hormone energy. Can't do that in Castlevania 3!
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to find everyone's panties in the dimensional rifts. The 'Master of Panties' achievement ain't gonna get itself, ya smell me?
While it's no Rondo of Blood (not by a long shot), it makes up for what it lacks in mechanical brilliance with that classic Gal Gun cute and funny charm. Rescuing defenseless high school students screaming their hearts out from a whole screen away, collecting used leggings to get the Pillar Man's libido up to get to the final level, Kurona's dumbass saying HELL every sentence, it all warms my heart 😌 . I was going to give this game a 7, but after getting the bunny suit CG, I started reconsidering. Then they hit me with the alt ending, where you rescue every high school student, get to the final boss, and use the power of friendship to create the Pheromone shot, allowing you to shoot hormones at the final boss in a rail shooter minigame until she climaxes, culminating in the ending where every chick in the entire school wants to bang you due to your overwhelming hormone energy. Can't do that in Castlevania 3!
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to find everyone's panties in the dimensional rifts. The 'Master of Panties' achievement ain't gonna get itself, ya smell me?
The guy below DEFINITELY got stuck on mission 4.
Here's a little Japanese-only 3D action-adventure game by Fromsoft based off the Spriggan manga. The intro is sick so naturally, as the kino whisperer that I am, I had to check it out. It's nothing special; it's faster than King's Field but slower than Armored Core, there's rudimentary melee and gun combat, and you eventually get armor that can boost your stats or speed. It feels clunky at times, since melee range is so short, inputs don't feel consistent, and gun combat and lock-on is very finicky, but at least the soundtrack goes insane, and the level design is a strong suit (as usual with Fromsoft).
It's certainly a worthy experience, especially forreal Fromsoft fans that want to explore the nicher aspects of the company's history. And if you do play it, PLEASE make sure you level up the speed suit before the penultimate mission.
Here's a little Japanese-only 3D action-adventure game by Fromsoft based off the Spriggan manga. The intro is sick so naturally, as the kino whisperer that I am, I had to check it out. It's nothing special; it's faster than King's Field but slower than Armored Core, there's rudimentary melee and gun combat, and you eventually get armor that can boost your stats or speed. It feels clunky at times, since melee range is so short, inputs don't feel consistent, and gun combat and lock-on is very finicky, but at least the soundtrack goes insane, and the level design is a strong suit (as usual with Fromsoft).
It's certainly a worthy experience, especially for