PKMudkipz
2023
My mom asked if the dishes were done and I yelled "BETHESDA!"
She hugged me. She knew they were washed.
She hugged me. She knew they were washed.
It is a shame that Nintendo put so much work and passion into this, only to have the misfortune of releasing in the same year as Armored Core VI. Poor Zelda is going to be dashed across the rocks and scattered into the wind by the game of the fucking century.
AC SWEEEEEP EVEN GEOFF WILL KNEEL!
AC SWEEEEEP EVEN GEOFF WILL KNEEL!
This review was written before the game released
Get fucked PCSX2. Dumbass emulator. Alhamdullilah, you and your plugins have been obliterated once again. Know your place, and never forget your obsolescence. Corny ass emulator. Inshallah, may the rest of the PS2 library escape your inaccurate, laggy clutches.
2003
Take the "Drakengard Review" challenge! Do NOT start your 5 star review with "this is the worst game I've ever played"!
2014
gonna be real wit u, im just padding my games list with dis shit dawg who the FUCK cares about the chrome dino
this actually did happen to my buddy noah
2022
"Please buy my new, definitive collection of classic Sonic games, featuring new content like mission modes, animations, wid-"
Shut the fuck up Iizuka, ain't nobody gonna drop 40 dollars for some dumbass romset.
"ソニックオリジンズを購入するか、私があなたの指を取ります！"
Anything for you, my queen. I only regret that I have but 40 dollars to lose for you, my queen.
Shut the fuck up Iizuka, ain't nobody gonna drop 40 dollars for some dumbass romset.
"ソニックオリジンズを購入するか、私があなたの指を取ります！"
Anything for you, my queen. I only regret that I have but 40 dollars to lose for you, my queen.
There does not exist an entity in the entirety of our conceivable universe that deserves happiness less than people who whine about JRPGs.
In every sense of the words, completely and absolutely, cope and seethe. And go back to Reddit while you're at it.
In every sense of the words, completely and absolutely, cope and seethe. And go back to Reddit while you're at it.
2012
One time when I was in middle school I was talking about lollipops and I called them lollipops, and then one of my classmates was like "they're called suckers, how old are you?" and that really damaged my ego so from then on I called them suckers. then after years of watching all kinds of people call them lollipop i realized that that kid was full of shit and I shoulda beat him silly.
2023
It's okay when Valve does it. They are so lucky they've got Olympic dickriders in every sector.
2022
This review contains spoilers
The God of War series will be taking an indefinite hiatus after this game's release due to plagiarism allegations from Disney.
According to the Cory Balrog's notes, he says "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse has always been a major inspiration to me", but nothing is exactly specified.
According to the Cory Balrog's notes, he says "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse has always been a major inspiration to me", but nothing is exactly specified.
Joker (2019) but for women
2015
>hear a really cool song
>look it up
>its from undertale
there isnt a worse feeling in the world
>look it up
>its from undertale
there isnt a worse feeling in the world
Everyone be talking about fat asses n shit so I gave it a shot. Pulled this character that was just phenomenal from the front, hot as hell. Upgraded her a few times, stuck her in my party and rushed to see her in action. I get into a mission, start shooting, and guess what I find? She's wearing a massive fucking lab coat, I can't see anything from the back. I took that as a grim omen of what was to come; broken promises and abject disappointments, and I uninstalled the game on the spot.
I LOVE SAME TURN REINFORCEMENTS!
I LOVE FATIGUE!
I LOVE GETTING CAPTURED/DESTROYED BY UNITS IN FOG OF WAR!
I LOVE LOSING HALF MY SHIT IN THE PRISON CHAPTER!
I LOVE SUPRISE REINFORCEMENT BALLISTAS!
I LOVE 6 CON LIFIS THAT CANT STEAL A GODDAMN THING!
I LOVE CAPTURING EVERYTHING BECAUSE I HAVE NO FUCKING MONEY!
I LOVE BEING SLEPT/SILENCED FOR THE REST OF THE CHAPTER FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MAP!
I LOVE RECRUITING XAVIER!
I LOVE SAME TURN REINFORCEMENTS!
I LOVE SAIAS AND HIS TEN (10) LEADERSHIP STARS!
I DEFINITELY DIDNT WARPSKIP CH22!
I LOVE SAME TURN REINFORCEMENTS!
I LOVE THRACIA 776!
Great game though. I got a fucking E rank. Sorry for not rescuing you Eyvel. I was NOT gonna play that chapter.
I LOVE FATIGUE!
I LOVE GETTING CAPTURED/DESTROYED BY UNITS IN FOG OF WAR!
I LOVE LOSING HALF MY SHIT IN THE PRISON CHAPTER!
I LOVE SUPRISE REINFORCEMENT BALLISTAS!
I LOVE 6 CON LIFIS THAT CANT STEAL A GODDAMN THING!
I LOVE CAPTURING EVERYTHING BECAUSE I HAVE NO FUCKING MONEY!
I LOVE BEING SLEPT/SILENCED FOR THE REST OF THE CHAPTER FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MAP!
I LOVE RECRUITING XAVIER!
I LOVE SAME TURN REINFORCEMENTS!
I LOVE SAIAS AND HIS TEN (10) LEADERSHIP STARS!
I DEFINITELY DIDNT WARPSKIP CH22!
I LOVE SAME TURN REINFORCEMENTS!
I LOVE THRACIA 776!
Great game though. I got a fucking E rank. Sorry for not rescuing you Eyvel. I was NOT gonna play that chapter.