After playing a number of quirky EarthBound inspired RPGs, I finally decided that I should play the game itself. While I ultimately enjoyed it, it didn’t blow me away or resonate with me in the way it seems to for so many people. Despite that, it’s a game that I really appreciate, and it feels good to experience a game that went on to inspire so many other games that came after it.

It’s a solid, pretty basic RPG with a very unique tone and setting. There’s a wide variety of interesting locations as well as cute, funny and weird scenarios. Those aspects are the game’s biggest appeal, and really, those were the main things that kept me playing it.

The plot is really simplistic. Your party members generally remain silent except for very short instances here and there. The vast majority of the game’s charm and substance comes from the NPCs you talk to over the course of the adventure, and the various scenarios that occur with them. These scenarios are what mainly drives the plot. While these scenarios can be entertaining, I can’t say I prefer this method of storytelling. I’m especially let down by how silent your party is. I wish they were expressive in the slightest, especially considering how different this game’s setting is from typical RPGs. You’re not playing as a band of warriors, you’re playing as a group of kids, and not being able to see them react to the strange things that happen to them or watch them bond together as friends over the course of their journey feels like a huge missed opportunity and it makes it really hard for me to feel invested in these characters. The personalities of and interactions with your party members is a huge part of what makes Omori, one of those quirky EarthBound-inspired RPGs, one of my favorite games of all time.

There’s a lot of annoying and dated aspects of the game’s design that really bothered me. The biggest issue I had is Ness and the party’s painfully slow walk speed. I don’t think I could have ever played this game without emulating it and using the speed up function of the emulator for this reason in particular. Most places take forever to get to. You can get a bike that lets you move faster, but as soon as you get your first party member, you can’t use it anymore which feels like a big joke (and it probably is, considering how quickly you meet your first party member after your opportunity to get the bike).

There’s also so many long, repetitive dialog sequences that really don’t need to be there. The most egregious example is when you’re simply trying to save the game. Every time you save, you have to call your Dad on the telephone and he’ll proceed to tell you that he deposited money into your bank account and how much EXP everyone in the party needs before they reach the next level (which I don’t really need to know, especially since I can just check in the status menu) before asking to save . After you do he’ll ask you if you want to keep playing, and if you say yes, he’ll go on this tangent about how you work so hard just like your Mother EVERY SINGLE TIME you save the game. It’s so frustrating having to mash A through all of this dialogue when I just want to record my game progress. This is just one instance however. There are other instances (like the Camera Guy) throughout the game that make me very thankful I emulated it.

The next biggest issue I had was how annoying item management is as well as how items are handled in general. Since this is a post modern setting, all of the items and equipment in the game consist of things like bats, frying pans, bottle rockets, fast food, as well as other unique items, and it’s not always clear what the items do. You can’t check what they do until after they’re already in your inventory, which makes figuring out healing items in particular a hassle. They do have an easy way of indicating whether or not a piece of equipment is better than what you have currently equipped, but that’s the only positive thing I can really say when it comes to buying items at shops.

Then there’s managing your inventory space. Inventory space is pretty limited, especially considering there are some key items that take up inventory slots that you need to have on your person in order to progress the story or do things like access your money or the in-game map. You have the option to drop items that you don’t need, but there are certain items that you just can’t. You can’t drop key items, that makes sense, but there are other items that you can’t get rid of for seemingly no apparent reason, and it’s frustrating because of how needlessly complicated it is to store items you don’t need.

It’s an entire process that revolves around a service that your sister works at called Escargo Express. After like, 10-15 seconds or so, this dude will appear that will take only up to three items from your inventory and store them for you. You can only access this service via a telephone, which are typically only found in towns or villages. There are key items that you get over the course of the game that are only used in specific instances with no way of knowing when you’ll need to use these items again. So you potentially end up holding onto them for way longer than you need to, wasting a slot in your already limited inventory, or you store them only to reach a roadblock that requires that item, forcing you to go all the way back to a town to call Escargo Express, wait for the dude to show up, retrieve that item, and then go all the way back to where you were trying to go just so you can remove that roadblock. I wouldn’t mind this so much if you could access the rest of your inventory at any time outside of combat, but the whole Escargo Express process makes this way more aggravating than it needs to be.

Despite these dated, poorly thought out elements to its design, there are other design elements that I really appreciate. The game will automatically skip battles if you encounter an enemy that’s decently below your party’s current levels. I also really like the rolling health mechanic, which can force you into making drastic plays in order to heal someone before their health rolls down to zero (though admittedly, there were a lot of instances where this would happen regardless of how fast I could get through my turn).

I like the game’s visual style a lot, which is funny considering that a lot of people did not view this game’s graphics favorably in the 90s. To me, the artstyle is very charming, and I really like the wavy, constantly shifting psychedelic backgrounds during enemy encounters. They’re way more interesting to look at than a static background. The game’s music is also very… unique in a way that I appreciate.

Overall, I enjoyed EarthBound, and I appreciate it for what it is. I don’t really think it’s a game that I want to revisit any time soon. But it was still worth playing to see where a lot of the games that I’ve come to enjoy today got their inspiration from. I understand why people like it, I understand why it’s influential, I just don’t think the game has aged very well, and it doesn’t especially appeal to me. If I hadn’t emulated it, I don’t think I could’ve ever made it past the more dated elements of its design.

It's a cute distraction for all of 5 minutes

My time with Among Us was spent at the peak of its popularity during 2020. During that time spent, it was a game that had a fun core premise that quickly wore out its welcome and grew tiresome the more it was played. It was very buggy, and wasn’t worth playing if you didn’t have friends to play with because public lobbies were very dry. I’m not sure how the game has changed since then, so this review could very well be out of date.

I haven’t played this game much since 2020. At the time, it was extremely easy to get heavily invested in the game at first, but once you've exhausted all that you can immediately do, you're left with not much else other than terraform (which is a very long, boring process) or continue the daily routine, which gets really cumbersome really fast. I’m not sure how much the game has changed since the introduction of Redd and Brewster.

It was overall a solid follow up to the original Phoenix Wright trilogy, with interesting characters and a fun plot. However, its third case is genuinely one of the worst cases in the entire franchise. It's really long, its premise isn’t interesting, it's overall rather boring, and you’re watching this really annoying video over and over again. It’s bad enough that I feel the need to dock a star just for its existence.

This is my personal favorite of the Arkham games. I loved its horror atmosphere and Metroidvania-esque design of its overworld. Its gameplay truly does capture what it feels to be Batman. The combat can become a bit braindead once you’ve gotten used to how it works, but the stealth sections are really great, especially as the game progresses and gives you additional means of taking enemies out. I also really love this take on Batman and his universe. The story is well written and the voice acting performances are spectacular. I’d say the only real downside this game has is that it’s got pretty bad boss fights.

While mechanically, the game is superior to Arkham Asylum in every way, I still prefer Arkham Asylum, but that's mostly down to personal preference. I think the best innovations the game offers are the changes to gliding and world traversal, as well as much better boss fights this time around. But the game doesn’t quite have the same strong writing and atmosphere as before. It’s decent enough, it works, however the horror elements are pretty much all gone and the story more or less boils down to “go to this section of the city, beat up this bad guy, rinse and repeat”. Still, a fantastic title, and continues the story of Asylum quite well.

I actually think this game’s a bit underrated. It’s main issue is that it reuses Arkham City’s map, but otherwise I thought it felt really solid to play and I thought the main story was really good, in particular how it handled Batman’s rogues gallery. I prefer it to Arkham Knight, honestly.

Overall, a good enough conclusion to the series, though I wouldn’t exactly say that it totally lived up to the hype. The Batmobile segments are extremely forced and drag the game down a lot. They’re just really boring for the most part, the Batmobile isn’t really utilized in any interesting way. The story is okay, I enjoyed the psychoanalyzing elements of it, but everyone guessed the identity of the “twist villain” when the game was announced, and I wouldn’t exactly say that the game ends on a very satisfying note either. It’s left ambiguous, but it just doesn’t really have much of an impact other than confusion. I don’t think the gameplay is much of a step up from previous titles either.

Pretty cool. Like the Arkham series, it's a very interesting take on the Batman mythos that I really enjoyed. Has the typical Telltale trappings (the game tells you your choices matter, but they actually don't) but I play TellTale games for the plot, even if my choices don't really affect it, and I enjoyed this game's plot well enough.

It’s a brutal, painful, non-stop thrillride of an action game. Bayonetta’s a really fun and memorable character, and the combat is some of the strongest of the character action genre. It has a few issues, namely instantly dying from quick time events with little to no warning and the mini games aren’t particularly fun, but once you get past those, it’s truly peak character action.

Just as bombastic as the first one. Some aspects of the game were toned down to be a bit more casual friendly, but it's mostly inconsequential stuff like combat rankings and things like that. It's not really a big deal. I honestly think it's pretty much on par with the first one, and they're both must play action experiences.

Even when I was very little, I thought this game sucked. You only have one method of attack, and it's shooting these little bolts of energy, not hitting shit with your weapons or using elemental powers in a cool way or anything. It's very short, hardly covers the cool stuff in the books and is just an all around forgettable experience.

There’s very little to say about this title. It’s just a meh, bland as all hell, forgettable turn based RPG

A pretty decent shooter with an incredibly strong aesthetic. Its gameplay is pretty decent for a shooter, not mind blowing but still pretty fun. Its story was pretty solid, and the lore was really interesting. Great voice acting performances as well. Hacking got really old as time went on. The Little Sisters weren’t handled all that well as there was little to dissuade you from saving them since it led to the good ending. And the entire third act, especially the final boss, was a slog. But otherwise, it was a decent experience.