Remember when everyone wanted less water in Subnautica? Yeah me neither but here it is now.

I like to pretend that I'm not trapped on an alien planet but that I'm at a diving-themed summer camp and that all the other fish are just camp counselors in rubber suits which I guess makes it weird when I turn them into water with the fabricator but oh well

I just want to unlock the incendiary rounds is that so much to ask?

The Mobile Infantry RP in this is bananas

So this one time I airblasted a pyro's Dragon's Fury shot back at him, flare punched him, and then finished him with an Axtinguisher mini-crit. That's not really a review but it felt fucking rad.

I like playing this after every other space game I play so I can feel like the janitor trailing behind my gory space adventures

I don't like birdwatching

Ironically this is a fresh take

I just imagined it was Ralphie from A Christmas Story chasing me in the bunny suit and it wasn't scary at all

I used to think there was no difference in a shooter if you played it with a touchpad vs a mouse. Fear me

Why this planet isn't lovely at all. I have stage 2 hypertension

Just living with it

There's nothing quite like running for fifteen minutes across the French countryside and then getting your legs blown off by artillery without ever seeing the enemy. It's a good time, besides the whole "being in France" part

Really lets you fulfill your Scooby Doo villain fantasy except you don't have to wear a weird costume and chase a stupid talking dog that nobody else seems to understand but can we all agree that Scrappy sucks?