Phillick
2020
This game inspired me to make my own ghost hunting kit and I brought it to my friend's haunted farm and we used the Ouija board and the ghost in the Ouija board said his name was "penis" but I'm not entirely convinced that wasn't my friend moving the glass thing on his own. Still threw holy water everywhere, always pays to follow proper procedure
2015
Have you ever noticed that the protagonists in vampire stories are almost always major nerds? And can you imagine how insulting that is to the vampires? You go to sleep in a mahogany coffin in the basement of your personal castle like an OG and then you wake up to some nerd staking you in the heart in between bouts of crying over his girl that you stole with a glance from your bewitching eyes. Then he goes outside to a village of people who you worked to keep as your thralls for years and he's all like "the curse that has vexed you is finally lifted." Sounds like nerd daydreaming to me
2023
I just want to play as a morally ambiguous smuggler who won't shoot on sight but knows how to use a blaster and has her wits about her but isn't like super smart but is still smart and sometimes volunteers at a reptile sanctuary on the weekends and never drinks coffee because it gives her the jitters and likes going on cave tours and she used to watch To Kill A Mockingbird with me and sometimes she paints a little mole on her upper lip with her eyeliner brush like Cindy Crawford and she knows how to make French onion soup just the way I like it and uh...I forgot what I was talking about. Emma please come back.
2023
2007
2012
2014
It makes sense that your stamina recharges, I get that. But how does a flashlight recharge on its own? Is it solar powered? We are in space and there's a lot of solar in space, but sometimes it's hard to find. It's always hiding away in dark corners just waiting to jump us and take our Dave and Busters cards. I don't like those solar, not one bit. Sorry, that got a little political.
2021
2020
2020
2021