Style over substance.

These graphics are great for the time, but nowadays it's mostly the little bit of artstyle sprinkled on top that salvage the ever-aging "realistic" PS3 graphics. There's a backdrop of aquatic steampunk never to be reached while you're stuck clawing your way through rundown corridors. Hey, fits the story lololol I'm not gonna diss the garden though. Now, I thought plasmids were cool. But so what? Why are you throwing goons at me that can withstand 14 shotgun bullets to the cranium. While my character is having a seizure and stops shooting because the bad guy is making him change plasmids in the middle of a gunfight (he didn't take his meds). This is a regular ass story with S tier dialogue wasted on weak characters imagine my favorite OCs with this dialogue instead of Jonah Jameson lookin ass yippee!!

Oh, I didn't know I had to save before splurging on ammo before the final boss. Guess I'll watch the end on Youtube even though it's probably not worth seeing.

Reviewed on Nov 23, 2023


2 Comments


4 months ago

reading your reviews I always get the very specific feeling that you write these on crack

4 months ago

@falcorito OH THANK YOU BEST COMPLIMENT I'VE EVER RECEIVED

(i also dont proofread what the heck does "what decades the ever-aging graphics" mean. I got too silly)