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One time when I was in middle school I was talking about lollipops and I called them lollipops, and then one of my classmates was like "they're called suckers, how old are you?" and that really damaged my ego so from then on I called them suckers. then after years of watching all kinds of people call them lollipop i realized that that kid was full of shit and I shoulda beat him silly.

I got to kick G-Man in the balls at the end, 10/10

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh i wanted to log it takes two

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Talking flowers, really?

This series has been around for god knows how long and the kids who grew up with the original game on the NES are old enough now to collect social security. So why does the series continue to go for the kiddie audience instead of appealing to his actual fans, the adults? Think of how awesome a Mario game where he swears and uses mushrooms like drugs would be. Such a shame that the lazy devs don’t understand what the real fans want.

Yes, I played this game and enjoyed it. Yes, your wife gave me a blowjob while I played the high impact gameplay of Devil May Kino 2. Cope.

One of the few games I can say you beat with the power of cum.