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the countless hours i would spend on this game...

I love the peaceful not-scary part in the middle. The game knew I needed a long break from the beginning and the very end

terrible pay2win that ruined the saga. thankfully we have project eclise

This is so disappointing, no. It's actually very offensive. How could they do this to Plants vs. Zombies. Oh I know why. 2 letters. E. A.

Ok what the fuck happened.
The first game was amazing, and with a sequel it could only go up. It was a good game! Then the level up system and piñatas were added. Oh god no. The difficulty is so artificially high it's impossible to enjoy the game without buying the plants that were free in the original.

My first time playing a Civ game, and I remember it being a lot of fun!

Burly Men at Sea is an odd sort of game, with it's simple art style, repetitive music, simple story threads, and child friendly tone, it feels less like a game and more like a bedtime story that gets read to a child every night to help them fall asleep. Things get even less complicated when talking about the gameplay, you have move left, move right, and interact. Things never get more complicated than that. Each playthrough takes about 20 minutes give or take and while that sounds ridiculous what BMAS does have is it's unique story branches. It's not ridiculously expansive but every choice you make in the game leads you down a completely different narrative path, which is pretty dang ambitious for a game of this caliber.

While I wouldn't call any of the narrative paths engrossing there's a certain childish charm to them that I found myself wanting to stay in (enough so to 100% the game). The only downside to it is that once a narrative path has been exhausted there really isn't any reason to return to it (aside from if you'd just like to play it again?).

I can see this being a great game for parents to play with really young children and it's admirable that a game essentially for toddlers can still manage to be enjoyable for an older audience. While I don't see myself returning to it anytime soon, Burly Men at Sea has enough charm and uniqueness for me to recommend it.

they're burly men and they're at sea what more could you want. fuck outta here

It's robots punching other robots? What's not to like?

I didn't really like this game but Eevee is really cute

Complain all you like, but this is the one that let my niece ride an Arcainine.

the sheer amount of time that i've put into this game would be mortifying if not for the fact that i've been in some form of quarantine since march.