Machine Mastery Monday Classic GP did not end well

[Mini] MC2-RC1-DW2 - CO @ RC1 - FS

[Knight] CO @ SO - WG
Wild Goose is the worst fucking machine in the game

[King] CO @ DW2 - GF
[King] CO @ PT2 - GF

Cringe-Zero 99

Illusion: Lost Way III can fuck off into the sun.

[Knight] RO @ DW1 - FS

CBT

Fossil Maiden is shit, nothing dies except with her purple sword

[Knight] CO @ BB - FS
[Knight] CO @ BB - FS

K U S O G E ! !

jfc every machine with less than B grip is unplayable

At this point I'm just playing this game on Deck in public because I'm tired of getting jump scared in the solitude of my bedroom.

I hate rebirthing.

[Frozen Knight] CO @ MC1 - FS
[Frozen Knight] CO @ MC1...again - FS
[Frozen Knight] 2nd - 938 pt (4-9-7-9-2) - FS

i pressed the bomb button! i pressed the bomb button!!

[Knight] CO @ SC - FS

[Knight] CO @ MC1
[Knight] CO @ SL

I hate rebirthing

"...We had that coming."

Assist-cleared P091 my god that took 41 minutes WITH ASSISTS and apparently other people struggled with this too
Cleared P[92,93]

faith of eastward shd+ torture

Cleared P036, P037, P038, P039, P40, CP01_[03,24,25,02]
Assist cleared CP01_09 like a fucking moron
Cleared a bunch of CP01 but I forgot to log which ones I cleared oops and then 05,12

Aborted P091
Cleared M074

Stage 4 did not go well.

Extra - 26 bosses - ACEINSY 1-life clear
Assist options: Tiat, narrow shieldbox

later I do a Proco run and expected mY HoMe DaDdY to be an ez boss

Map 03 3CC with WR02
Map 11 savestate clear with WR03 -- whoever designed the TLB can burn in hell
Map 21 4CC with WR01
Map 10 savestate clear with WR03
Map 6 3CC with WR02 I’m never gonna get better at this game

Started and aborted CL024
Cleared M031, M032, M061, M062, M063, M064, CL025 (my god that took 27 1/2 minutes)

Map 17 creditfeed TLB hell with WR03