Its not even a bad game, I just don't know why it exists

What if one guy made harvest moon and also decided to update it regularly for eight years

Defined a genre, really hard :(

There's ten thousand aliens trying to rip my insides out and you're telling me to watch out for RAIN????

Alt: One of very few games that you can play forever

Real sad that this game has some of the best gunplay ever. Shame its run by the world's worst

Decent game. Shame it ruined steam for two years

Remember VVVVVV? Yeah this is one of his games somehow.

Alt: Play as dice, roll dice, are those your children??

They're still updating it?????????

I installed too many mods and now my computer crashes when I look at the desktop icon wrong

Play timelords, get death threats