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Bloodborne
2015
Where be the sixth star
Perfectly fine. Quite fun. But it just felt very same-y throughout. It didn't really feel like the bosses had many different tactics or approaches. Just fine.
If Dark Souls II has a million fans, I am one of them.
If Dark Souls II has 5 fans, I am one of them.
If Dark Souls II has 1 fan, I am that person.
If Dark Souls II has 0 fans, I am dead.
If the world hates Dark Souls II then I am against the entire world.
Untill my last breath, I will support Dark Souls II.
If Dark Souls II has 5 fans, I am one of them.
If Dark Souls II has 1 fan, I am that person.
If Dark Souls II has 0 fans, I am dead.
If the world hates Dark Souls II then I am against the entire world.
Untill my last breath, I will support Dark Souls II.
I hate how this game feels. Everything about it just feels so gross and I dont know why. I thought after years of being a hater I could come back and give this game a fair shake, yet when I tried it there was something about it that I couldn't shake off. Maybe it was never meant to be, no hate to people that love this game though, you guys do you it's just not for me I dont think.
It's the last Team Silent "Silent Hill" title and people tend to rank it as the worst, but I genuinely loved this game. It's scary and the story is so twisted and unique. The game's atmosphere bleeds mid 2000s, late PS2 era and makes me feel so nostalgic for that time. We won't get another like this. Thank you Team Silent.
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I'm already not a fan of walking sims, but I give them a chance from time to time. This has its moments as far as immersion and gameplay go, but the game basically justifies a relationship between a middle aged man and an underage teenager and that's it, that's the story. It's terrible and disgusting.
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Fuck this game, fuck this writer. This game is a repulsive piece of shit with absolutely nothing redeeming to say.
The entire premise of this game is that you are Nicole, daughter of Leonard. Ten years ago, Leonard, then-39, had an affair with Rachel, then-16. "Huh," I hear you say. "That's pretty gross." It sure is! And it is acknowledged a total of once that that's kind of icky and then never again! In fact, Leonard is just a sad old man, mourning the loss of his sixteen-year-old girlfriend. The twist is that Nicole's mom killed Rachel, by the way, and Nicole sucks for, I dunno, being sixteen and jealous of another girl. Your takeaway is supposed to be "wahhh I'm so fucking sad for the pedophile and FUCK his BITCH WIFE".
Fuck you, Daniele Azara. Fuck you, One-O-One Games. Fuck every single person involved in creating this. I've never been angrier after finishing a game. And no, I'm not tagging this for spoilers, because I don't want anyone to play this. Thank god I didn't give this company money for this fucking atrocity.
The entire premise of this game is that you are Nicole, daughter of Leonard. Ten years ago, Leonard, then-39, had an affair with Rachel, then-16. "Huh," I hear you say. "That's pretty gross." It sure is! And it is acknowledged a total of once that that's kind of icky and then never again! In fact, Leonard is just a sad old man, mourning the loss of his sixteen-year-old girlfriend. The twist is that Nicole's mom killed Rachel, by the way, and Nicole sucks for, I dunno, being sixteen and jealous of another girl. Your takeaway is supposed to be "wahhh I'm so fucking sad for the pedophile and FUCK his BITCH WIFE".
Fuck you, Daniele Azara. Fuck you, One-O-One Games. Fuck every single person involved in creating this. I've never been angrier after finishing a game. And no, I'm not tagging this for spoilers, because I don't want anyone to play this. Thank god I didn't give this company money for this fucking atrocity.
Cyberpunk 2077
2020
I played this game on launch and 2 years later.
Outstanding vibes: the music, look, and performances that are throughout night city really gives this game a look and feel like no other. Keanu Reeves is IN this game!
However.
The launch was pathetic, and the gameplay will never be good no matter how much they patch it. The flaws of this game are baked into the core, and it'll always be carried by the vibes.
Outstanding vibes: the music, look, and performances that are throughout night city really gives this game a look and feel like no other. Keanu Reeves is IN this game!
However.
The launch was pathetic, and the gameplay will never be good no matter how much they patch it. The flaws of this game are baked into the core, and it'll always be carried by the vibes.
Guys really live in apartments like this and don't see any issue
Fake Illusions
2019
Fake Illusions is a truly genius game that asks the player to do something many of us have often wanted to do: defeat an optical illusion. We have become accustomed to these patterns in which everything is actually the same size or length and only appears different due to coloring, but now something is actually different and you must select what.
There are a ton of different levels, each featuring its own illusion type and various difficulty levels. Sometimes you need to select which line is slanted, sometimes which color is actually darker, and other times which shape is moving. It becomes a great test of eyesight and manages to never get extremely difficult either. While the game gives credits after completing one set of levels, it is recommended to check out the second set as well for even more fun illusions.
This is great in concept and great in execution; I am honestly surprised I have not seen this type of game before. I would definitely recommend this game, and if you really want to have fun try screenshotting a puzzle and showing it to a friend for them to believe everything is normal in the image!
There are a ton of different levels, each featuring its own illusion type and various difficulty levels. Sometimes you need to select which line is slanted, sometimes which color is actually darker, and other times which shape is moving. It becomes a great test of eyesight and manages to never get extremely difficult either. While the game gives credits after completing one set of levels, it is recommended to check out the second set as well for even more fun illusions.
This is great in concept and great in execution; I am honestly surprised I have not seen this type of game before. I would definitely recommend this game, and if you really want to have fun try screenshotting a puzzle and showing it to a friend for them to believe everything is normal in the image!