3 reviews liked by Sammy2tone


Somehow doubly insulting that a game that's so aesthetically my shit sucks so much. Even if you put aside how schizophrenia is her superpower, Senua controls awfully and I wanted every combat encounter to be over 30 seconds after it started. Ninja Theory are absolute garbage at this and the only thing salvaging the experience is that genuine grisly folk horror is hard to come by at this level of production and fidelity.

If you are coming here expecting good storytelling, love yourself more. Square largely doesn't understand what makes Final Fantasy interesting.

... Except when they do. Rebirth's combat is the best in the series. The character writing and moments are what RPG dreams are made of.

Cut out all the fluff from this and Remake and you'd have two-thirds of one solid game. I guess financials and masturbatory narrative tendencies prohibit reasonable decision-making.

This game is a study in totally unrestrained excess. For all that entails, both good and bad.

One of the greatest online experiences of all time. The singleplayer feels tacked on though.