ScottPronouns
1958
just started playing "video games" when does this "fortnite" show up
1996
Always heard people call this "the best one" growing up, and when I played it, I thought it was fiiiine. Don't get me wrong, this is a great game and a huge step-up from Super Mario Kart, but there's not much this one does that future entries don't do even better. Still, at the time this was one of the greatest sequels to any game ever, and extremely fun. Now, it's great, and fun with friends, but I'm not gonna pick it over any of its sequels
2006
obama is one of the greatest gamers ever, which is why he has teamed up with nintendo to make his own video game. this is one of the greatest achievements for the cube, featuring 1 billion polygons on the obama ball, and a microphone that can pick up every noise on earth, down to the breathing of the ants in your cupboard. this is a must play for all humans or otherwise
the part when skyler said "Walt, you have become a Breaking Bad: Criminal Elements" bro... i felt dat
1989
moneysmart game
2020
vinny please uncorrupt my parents' marriage
Puyo Puyo but good
1982
I mean, they did not technically lie, it's porn (citation needed) on Atari. Plays like shit, which isn't very rare when it comes to random Atari 2600 games, and as for the gimmick, I really don't get the thought process behind making a porn game on Atari of all things. Like, this is barely a grade up from jerking to stick figures. If you were some guy in the 80s and you just really, really needed to beat off, couldn't you grab a magazine or something? Or at that point just shut your eyes and use your imagination, dickwad.
1990
fuck you unmike tysons your punch-out
cinema
1978
WAS THAT THE DUNK OF 87???
Probably the greatest value in gaming history, next to The Orange Box. Nothing to say, it's just a bunch of some of the greatest games ever created on 1 cart
2024
the Seinfeld game adaptation is fire
1993
fucking amazing album that comes with a free platformer
1987
lmao no way jayeazy reference