Steam next Fest Fall 2023

ranked, might be accurated idk

oh this kicks ass. THe music fucking rules (it reminds me of Pokemon DX). Good ass pixel art.
Yeah, it feels good to be a fucking RoboCop. The ability to grab and throw enemies rules hard. Throwing in general feels really fucking awesome.
Ichima-san
This has to be trying to be a Chibi-Robo like, and I think it kind of nails it. Obviously indie, but its got the fucking charm.
awesome artstyle. In the demo you could go on dates (i quit before I did), and its all lesbian dates so fuck yeah.
yeah, this is probably gonna be a banger
I looked at this and was like "yup, metroidvania, gonna try it". Then I fucking saw it was an official Love Live game, like what!? I mean I've never engaged with that property, but I did not think it would have a metroidvania.
Anyways its cool.
cool little souls-like. Felt kind of weird at first until I understood how the shell system worked, then it was cool.
I later i say i can't play slow walkspeed horror anymore, but what I mean is horror games that suck
Nintendo 64 visuals with 3rd person action. It has a cool ariel combo, but the problem is the moves are tied to situational directions. So instead of the uppercut always being tied to holding back and X, its always towards your back. I think it just puts a barrier between the player and the ability to tune into the action. Besides that its prerty cool. Also it has good model animations.
do you want nu-weird-core indie game; right here
inspired by FEAR, feels good to shoot.
Breaking walls is cool. You have a sledgehammer you can throw like MJOLNIR and you can recall it. The demo was basically like 1 floor of a roguelike so nothing but could be cool.
Costa Verde Transport Department

Simple little road building experience. Build roads, try to keep them uncongested. It pissed me off though because it will not allow you to connect highways to the normal roads, so they seem fucking pointless.
They definitely wanted to make a Classic Tony Hawk, and thats what it is. The controls feel oddly clunky, and since its classic tony hawk it has time limits. Maybe it will be a option in full game.
cute wholesome quirky game
Darkblade Ascent

First person action game that doesn't suck. basic rogue-like wrapping, its fine, could be better.
this is probably really cool? The game is windowed and has no options, making it really hard to actually rotate the camera for some reason.
its that bird transformation from Mario odyssey.
very simple platformer
Jolly Putt - Mini Golf & Arcade

Rollercoaster tycoon but minigold. Demo didnt have a free mode so I didnt really care.
Secret Archives

resident evil but for staring a boobed and assed babe. Lets you adjust her arm/thigh size, of course boob size. Funny.
Very obviously inspired by Hollow Knight and Celeste. It isn't put together very well i think.
extremely boring start to a metroidvania
So its peggle, but its more like a puzzle game. You don't get to control where you shoot your ball, you instead have to place the pegs down to try and get the ball where you want. Cool, but you know, is it better than Peggle?
saw it was like a over the head "disco elysium" type beat thing, you know? Not like Disco elysium, just in the shape of; so i didnt actually want to play a demo for that type of thing
After the two scary games i played already this month, I don't know if I can stand slow walk speed horror anymore. Like they let me move so fucking fast, and this made me fall asleep.
A game trying to be like the first person Resident Evil's. It somehow how worse FOV than they do, it is fucking atrocious. Also I feel like I could hear just every sound effect on the map at once.
First person action game. Sucks.
First person action game. Sucks.

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6 months ago

I do not trust fuckin little goody two shoes after the disaster that was pocket mirror. Also arent you playing as the mom of the pocket mirror protagonist, or something? Get lesbians away from that team, i say.


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