SpiritFire
It's really good, but I think I prefer Stick of Truth. I usually hate turn based combat, Stick of Truth made it so fun, while this game makes the combat a little annoying. I can't hit a dude right next to me because he isn't in my square and that pissed me the fuck off. The comedy was amazing, as expected from South Park and the story was pretty good too. I loved the return of the New Kid and am really hoping for another South Park game in this style.
I want everyone to know that this game looks better than 99% of games nowadays and even better than a lot of things on unreal engine 5. The story was easy to follow, minus the connection between Zack and Cloud as well as Sephiroth and Cloud. Both Zack and Sephiroth just kinda appear in the story and there is little to no explanation. I'm not sure if this is intended or not, but this was the first Final Fantasy game I've ever played and I was so confused. Other than that, the story is pretty straightforward. Cloud is an ok character, not too interesting, but not too disinteresting. The combat is pretty good, glad it's not turn based like the original Final Fantasy 7, and instead is action rpg combat, which I think made this way more interesting. The jokes were funny, the characters were likeable, but again man, the visuals. Seeing sector 7 in ruins from the top looks so insane. If the plot was a little better and the combat was also a little better I would give it 5/5 stars. But I did like the idea of materia and the equipment.
2022
Like Rhythm Heaven Fever but for femboys
Played this when I was really young, I love the fighting elements it has and I think is one of the more underrated Donkey Kong games.
Played this when I was younger, and all I can remember was being really bored.
2021
Goat simulator but old people
The best game about a bromance.
The fucking floor disappeared and hard locked me
2017
I always lose :(
2006
This was the first video game I ever played, it wasn't amazing, but it was my first :)
I got into college before this game even released
2016
This game will never be better than Clash of Clans
A nice short little story, love the change of scenery, it wasn't too interesting tho
This review contains spoilers
It was fine, I felt like there were way too many fetch quests and nothing really too interesting, and it felt empty and devoid of life, which I guess is the point, but even the robots like I wish there were robot npcs walking around or something but the only ones that exist are two buildings, all the ones in the sink and think tank, mobius, and your suit. It overall was ok, but it dragged on for so much longer than it needed to. Ending was nice, I didn't have to kill mobius or the think tank and everyone was happy.
2013
Becoming an alcoholic will allow you to tank so many bullets trust me