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Dunkey made the public think this game is terrible. Fuck that opinion. I adore this game a fuckin' ton.

---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☑ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☑ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☑ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☑ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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---{ Author }---
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There is no fucking way this is what those smash bros people were hyping up for decades

Spent over 600 hours in Torneko's chapter selling swords. Why the fuck hasn't the game progressed yet? Dropped.

Might just be the worst sequel to a game ever made. What happened to Cloud and friends? Unbelievable.

Yeah yeah laugh it up guys. The Tidus laughing scene is one of the most emotional scenes in gaming. Disappointed in you guys.

Heh... This game isnt for the faint of heart ladies and gentlemen... Some call this game the dark souls of JRPGs due to its insane difficulty.... I call it dog shit because it really fucking sucks... 😈😈😈.

You pretentious haters just loathe the idea of innovation in the RPG scene. Maybe if they added the legendary hero, slimes or goblins the turnbasers would eat this shit up. I think you're all just mad because this game is about getting a job and you feel called out. https://careers.mcdonalds.com/

Lowkey this is giving me mad boss baby vibes

My goldfish died while i was playing this game... Sorry bubbles.... Hope the sewers arent like tartarus.. I dont think they got social links down there...