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SuperMarioPark64 completed Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy
Now THIS is what I want to see from AAA games. I just don't know that I can say about this game...It's just really, reaaally good.

I like this interpretation of the guardians, the game looks fantastic, the writing is good and the characters are funny, the motion capture and animations are amazing, there are a few cool alternate costumes for each character, and the combat system is really fun and engaging.

I adore the idea of pausing the entire fight every once in a while so Peter can have a quick pep talk with his team, and depending on the approach you take, you either inspire all of them or fail miserably and only you get powered up. It's just too good.

I also really like the selection of licensed music they picked. They were clearly heavily inspired by the James Gunn movies, but they still picked songs that the movies never used, while still composing original ones I think. Actually, the entire game feels more like its own unique take on the guardians and these crazy characters; it isn't just a one to one copy of the movie versions, which I appreciate.

Only a few times I felt like the writing was a little bit too corny, or the character animations were too awkward when looking at what the characters are supposed to be expressing. But that was never too distracting.

Overall, this was a really pleasant experience, and a really fun and exciting game. Please give it a shot if you haven't, chances are you will really enjoy it, even if you are not a fan of capeshit or Marvel. It is much more than just that.

6 hrs ago


SuperMarioPark64 completed Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope: Rayman in the Phantom Show
Yoooooooooo, Rayman is so fucking broken lmao.

Another guest star DLC where Mario is nowhere to be found, but I guess this time around is because they only wanted to use characters created by Ubisoft. I don't really mind anyway, since this is pretty much as fun as I expected it to be, even more.

This DLC is the better one by far, really mixing things up with how different Rayman works compared to the other characters. The overall formula is still the same as in the main game when it comes to exploring this new location, but the actual battles are so much more entertaining because of how busted Rayman is and how much crazy shit he can do.

It was also a pleasant surprise to see the turn limit requirement from the first game make a return! Except now it is better since it only affects some of the most important fights, not all of them. This means you can still relax a bit more in random enemy encounters without having to worry about ending the fight in 3 turns to get the max amount of coins.

I'm also glad to see the Phantom again, and his song is probably even better than the one in the first game, he is a great villain and I love him. The final fight against him is a bit too easy tho.

Overall, this is a great conclusion to what I already considered a great game. I hope this isn't the last we see, not just of the Mario + Rabbids franchise, but also Rayman.

7 hrs ago


SuperMarioPark64 completed Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and Damned
What is it with GTA IV main characters living in such terrible conditions?

It's alright. It's just more GTA IV but with bikers and some cool new guns. I didn't love it but I also didn't hate it.

I like that you can call your biker friends to help you during missions. I also appreciate that it was over before I even realized it.

7 hrs ago


SuperMarioPark64 abandoned Phasmophobia
Damn, this game is boring as all fuck. It's a cool concept I guess, but the execution is just so incredibly lame that's the actual scary part.

For starters, I like the idea of getting into a haunted home and trying to make contact with the ghost that lives there...But in order to do that, the game throws like a 100 different gadgets and tools that you have to grab, and put all over the house, and go back to the van so you can grab more, and then memorize what each thing does and how the combine with one another...It's just too much.

Half of the time I was just trying to remember what to take to the house and why, or moving back and forth just moving stuff. This game honestly feels more like I'm playing a simulation of what I am expected to do in my new job, and the horror aspect is just a afterthought.

I like that each ghost you encounter is unique and each one have their own ways of attacking and scare the player...But from what I played, it seems like they all kill you the exact same way, which completely defeats the point of making each ghost feel unique. All I saw whenever I got killed, was a pair of hands showing up in my screen, and then I was teleported to a random room with the specific ghost of that round, then I am dead and all I can do is watch my friends play the game.

But it's not even scary when you get teleported to this random flesh room with the ghost. Not only because it is the same every time, but also because the fucking thing does nothing, it only stands there! Not even a cheap jumpscare!

In fact, the character animation in this game is just mediocre in general; not only do the ghosts barely do anything, but the way these characters move is so cheap looking. They don't even emote in any way, it just looks so bad and completely takes me out of any immersion I could've had.

I only played this game because a friend suggested it, but damn is this one of the most boring horror games I have ever played...And I played 4 of the FNAF games.

7 hrs ago


SuperMarioPark64 shelved Palworld
Leave it to any random studio to make a better Pokémon game than the Pokémon Company.

I played this for a bit and yeah, it's a bit fun. Personally, I am kinda sick of survival games so I just dropped it for now, but the Pokémon with guns and slavery parts are fun and make the game stand out a lot more.

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SuperMarioPark64 played Lethal Company
Yeah, it's scary and funne! I've played it with friends multiple times and it is a blast! Especially with mods and rooms of like 8 people.

I don't play it as much anymore, since the hype kinda died down and it does get pretty boring to do the same thing over and over again. I'm don't usually play horror games cuz I hate them but It's still fun with friends every once in a while!

Simple, but a great time.

1 day ago


SuperMarioPark64 shelved Shadows of Doubt
I'm too fucking dumb to be able to play a game like this one.

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SuperMarioPark64 played No More Heroes
I tried to give this game a shot since a lot of people were really excited for the third game...But I don't think this is the type of game for me.

I just didn't click with the gameplay, I didn't find it all that funny or interesting, I didn't really care for how it looks....I don't know what to tell you.

I wanted to like it, but I guess it's just not for me.

1 day ago


SuperMarioPark64 completed Crash Team Racing
I played this on a fucking web browser!

You telling me kids have access to games like this one on fucking web browsers??!!! All I had was shitty dressing Goku flash games on juegosfriv.com!!!!

1 day ago


SuperMarioPark64 completed Super Mario RPG

This review contains spoilers

I actually enjoyed this game far more than I thought I would!

I wasn't a huge fan of the original game or anything, I found it boring more than anything else since it felt like the most RPG game that I've ever played...I mean, it's in the title.

It was similar with this one, and call me stupid or superficial, but definitely the revamped graphics and modern look helped me sit throught the entire thing a lot easier. I am aware there are also some quality of life improvements that make this one overall easier than the original, so that probably helped too.

But I did like it! I'd say it is very funny, charming and it has the right balance when it comes to difficulty and typical RPG grinding. But by far, the thing I like about this game the most is that it is short! So, that most certainly kept me motivated to keep playing and not just drop it again! The least time I spend playing another RPG, the better.

4/5 Would recommend. Liked it so much that ended up fighting Culex twice.

1 day ago


SuperMarioPark64 abandoned Sonic Superstars
You know? The first time I watched the trailer for this game, I thought it looked really good! However, it only took me watching the trailer more than once to notice this game looked mid as all hell.

Turns out I was right after all, and everything about this game is not only worse than Mania...But reminds me HEAVILY to Sonic 1 and Sonic CD. You know, the two worst fucking classic Sonic games of all time.

- Presentation is bland
- Music is shit
- Bonus minigames suck
- Bosses are bland and some of them take way too long!
- Chaos emerald abilities are pretty useless and pointless
- The co-op aspect feels like an afterthought
- A LOT of these levels are SUPER slow, frustrating and tedious, and feel like the worst levels in Sonic 1 (So most of them)
- The "final boss" against Fang is so unbearably obnoxious and unfair that I didn't even bother finishing this fucking game.

I remember reading somewhere that one of the level designers from Sonic 1 and CD came back as leading designer for this one, and people were talking about that like that was a good thing? That explains why this game sucks so incredibly hard honestly, but I don't know why ANYONE would think that was a good idea in the first place. Nothing against the guy...But please...Don't come back to make another one of these...I'm begging you.

This game sucks and pisses me off. It's embarrassing that this is what we got right after Mania...But it's even more embarrassing to have released this crap on the same month as Super Mario Bros. Wonder.

1 day ago


SuperMarioPark64 completed Super Mario Bros. Wonder
It's the best 2D Mario.

Yeah that's all. That's the review.

1 day ago


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