an abosolute masterclass. Spend your last dollars on this game and enjoy a masterpiece.

i would rather get a hot needle pierced into my brain then withstand buying, downloading and playing this piece of trash. Any other game available within this world is better than this.

“HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR ELDEN RING AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.”