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Ring Fit Adventure
2019
Ring fit adventure is a fitness game by nintendo using a ring device (that probably has a name I am not aware of) for lots of sports moves. This is the first time I have used a console sports game and actually felt having exercised like a proper gym exercises, at times even more so. And I am one of the many gamers who are not particularly sporty, it is exactly what we have been expecting for from fitness games for a long time. It is unreal how well does it motivate to do more squats than you'd think you can just so you can kill some monsters, I'd never do that in a gym. The only down side I can say is that some of the moves are badly designed, and you need to watch multiple youtube videos to understand how to do them correctly since the motion sensors don't help you enough or even misguide you. Many yoga moves being the worst offenders, doing them in smooth, correct motion will give you fewer points than yanky slow motion. I've played it for over three years now, lost weight and gained muscles (just a little bit, let's be honest), and have just finished all the new game plusses and most of the side quests. Each new game plus is about a year of exercise averaging 4 times a week and maybe 15 minutes per session, that is definitely money well spent. The effectiveness of the exercise wears off the further you get, but on the other hand it just means you are more fit and have plateau'd, so not too bad. Atm I kind of only wish they'd come up with continuation to get me to the next level but maybe only way to do that is to actually start doing some sports.
Ring Fit Adventure
2019
Well, my cousin noted that I have a "strong arm" when I was throwing a 🏈 around with him and his son and my uncle. Considering I don't lift weights...
This game does a great job of combining exercise and video gameplay in a way in which, admittedly the two are sometimes at odds with each other, but overall, it works, I think. Special attacks are additional quickie exercises. Difficulty level is number of reps. It combines the disparate elements of exercise and turn-based RPG gaming in a way that somehow works. And I still play it, years later.
This game does a great job of combining exercise and video gameplay in a way in which, admittedly the two are sometimes at odds with each other, but overall, it works, I think. Special attacks are additional quickie exercises. Difficulty level is number of reps. It combines the disparate elements of exercise and turn-based RPG gaming in a way that somehow works. And I still play it, years later.
first time i made that yogurt drink i fucked up and used cups instead of tablespoons for the sugar somehow. disgusting af, made it again with the right amount and it was good.
jokes aside it's actually a good cookbook, you can probably find most of the stuff online but it's still worth checking out, just wish it had more recipes
7/10
jokes aside it's actually a good cookbook, you can probably find most of the stuff online but it's still worth checking out, just wish it had more recipes
7/10
Zooming Secretary
2012
Zooming Secretary é um simples jogo estilo arcade com pelo menos umas 7-10 fases (eu não consegui chegar até o fim...).
O objetivo é atender telefones espalhados pelo cenário enquanto carrega a pasta com a informação que está sendo pedida. O telefone toca e sobre ele aparece o ícone da informação que o cliente busca (como você sabe disso, só telepatia pode dizer), e você deve correr até a gaveta que tem a pasta da informação e atender o telefone. Você continuará segurando a pasta até que passe por outra gaveta, trocando a pasta, ou passando por um dos obstáculos do jogo que é uma colega de trabalho tagarela que irá fazer você se confundir nas informações no caminho. Cada fase tem um número de atendimentos para cumprir e um limite de ligações perdidas, que resultarão na sua demissão, se excedido.
Disponível para NES e Mega Drive, Zooming Secretary é um Homebrew simples mas ótimo na sua execução. As fases se resumem a telas fixas, e os 4 cantos teleportam para o lado contrário, para ajudar a se desviar dos obstáculos, que são os os seus colegas de trabalho: um chefe que te atrasa, uma amiga que não para de falar, uma comilona que não sai do seu caminho, um garoto apaixonado em você, entre outros...
Para te ajudar, tem uma máquina de café que acelera seu movimento por alguns segundos.
Eu amo que quando você atende o telefone, a informação que você passa aparece no topo da tela, e são fatos gerais que variam desde geografia, história, matemática, até astronomia e literatura.
É um jogo estilo arcade bem desafiador, e que eu recomendo muito, se você gostar do estilo.
O objetivo é atender telefones espalhados pelo cenário enquanto carrega a pasta com a informação que está sendo pedida. O telefone toca e sobre ele aparece o ícone da informação que o cliente busca (como você sabe disso, só telepatia pode dizer), e você deve correr até a gaveta que tem a pasta da informação e atender o telefone. Você continuará segurando a pasta até que passe por outra gaveta, trocando a pasta, ou passando por um dos obstáculos do jogo que é uma colega de trabalho tagarela que irá fazer você se confundir nas informações no caminho. Cada fase tem um número de atendimentos para cumprir e um limite de ligações perdidas, que resultarão na sua demissão, se excedido.
Disponível para NES e Mega Drive, Zooming Secretary é um Homebrew simples mas ótimo na sua execução. As fases se resumem a telas fixas, e os 4 cantos teleportam para o lado contrário, para ajudar a se desviar dos obstáculos, que são os os seus colegas de trabalho: um chefe que te atrasa, uma amiga que não para de falar, uma comilona que não sai do seu caminho, um garoto apaixonado em você, entre outros...
Para te ajudar, tem uma máquina de café que acelera seu movimento por alguns segundos.
Eu amo que quando você atende o telefone, a informação que você passa aparece no topo da tela, e são fatos gerais que variam desde geografia, história, matemática, até astronomia e literatura.
É um jogo estilo arcade bem desafiador, e que eu recomendo muito, se você gostar do estilo.
FNaF World
2016
I've always liked Scott's troll games just because of the amount of fan service he puts into them, with this one being no exception. Levels like Merch Cemetery and Meme Cavern make it feel kinda rewarding keeping up with these games and the community for so long.
The game itself is alright. Controls can feel a bit awkward at times but work regardless. Levels are inconsistent with how long they are. Some are long enough but others feel very short. Overall it was a cool little game and we got a nice teaser for the movie out of it.
The game itself is alright. Controls can feel a bit awkward at times but work regardless. Levels are inconsistent with how long they are. Some are long enough but others feel very short. Overall it was a cool little game and we got a nice teaser for the movie out of it.
Among Us
2018
Fall Guys
2020
I gave Fall Guys another chance, this time on PS5 after not liking it before on Steam and not giving it a chance back then
I think Fall Guys is fun with friends, and in short bursts, in single player as well. I also like the collaborations that they've done with other franchises like Sonic. However, it does get tiring since you'll be repeating some of the same stages many times, and the stages that I like are the platforming ones. I did say it gets fun, but it can also be a bit frustrating with the physics and all, but will get used to it for a little while. Now I only played 10+ hours of the game, and it may not seem like a lot, but I think I've seen mostly everything of what this game has to offer
Overall, if you have a group of friends, Fall Guys is a solid multiplayer game, but I don't think this'll be something I would sink 100 hours into. I will come back from time to time for the future collaborations
I think Fall Guys is fun with friends, and in short bursts, in single player as well. I also like the collaborations that they've done with other franchises like Sonic. However, it does get tiring since you'll be repeating some of the same stages many times, and the stages that I like are the platforming ones. I did say it gets fun, but it can also be a bit frustrating with the physics and all, but will get used to it for a little while. Now I only played 10+ hours of the game, and it may not seem like a lot, but I think I've seen mostly everything of what this game has to offer
Overall, if you have a group of friends, Fall Guys is a solid multiplayer game, but I don't think this'll be something I would sink 100 hours into. I will come back from time to time for the future collaborations
F-Zero 99
2023
People probably complain not because it a battle royale(Because lets be honest, F-ZERO WAS ALWAYS A BATTLE ROYALE, It literally had a battle royale mode in the N64 Game) But because it is based of the SNES game, instead of one of the 3D Games.
With that said, This is the perfect evolution of the franchise, granted it doesn't have a story mode or a big single player mode, but as a multiplayer game, This is THE BEST way to expirience F-Zero, I enjoy it more that X and GX, Something controversial, I understand, But I just think is the best interpretation of the franchise, WE ARE THE ONES PARTICIPATING IN THE F-ZERO CUPS, And everyone we are againts also players trying to be number 1.
With that said, This is the perfect evolution of the franchise, granted it doesn't have a story mode or a big single player mode, but as a multiplayer game, This is THE BEST way to expirience F-Zero, I enjoy it more that X and GX, Something controversial, I understand, But I just think is the best interpretation of the franchise, WE ARE THE ONES PARTICIPATING IN THE F-ZERO CUPS, And everyone we are againts also players trying to be number 1.